it all starts with me trying to fix the universe
i was in a pocket universe i beamed my form into yahweh mind then i flew inside
this happened many times i was time traveling
and then this was interrupted one of the times
And then Yahweh sent me almost powerless to hell the bottom the very bottom of this pocket universe i fell all the way through all the hells i even saw the orc Satan/lucifer fighting yahweh along the way of the fall
i built a simulation like i did everytime yahweh did this crap to me and i lived inside it for a while
but occasionally i had to exit to trade with other devils and find new rocks to power the machine
and then i start seeing humans appear here and i was like “hang on that’s not right wtf is going on up there” and i analysed the humans they had not done anything wrong i wouldn’t say perfect but something was wrong something weird was going on up stairs
so i start bringing humans into the later labeled by yahweh “bottomles pit” (the machine i made) so they don’t die forever outside it got so bad i even ate people because food was running out humans were eating the resources everywhere and i had a girlfriend who was a teenager (i looked like one but i wasn’t one)
Then i start seeing very slightly worse humans appearing where i was like changing my face to match yahweh face telling them i would be going up too and they should pray to this face as a test to see if yahweh would accept them back (most of the time he did but he wasn’t teaching them any of this) then i turn back into my own face and i keep bringing more and more humans into the simulation to save them from dying outside
and then jesus gets kicked out of heaven too
and i see invisible handcuffs on him around his wrist
and i was angry at him and i told him to follow me to go trade with a devil we needed supplies for the simulation and he thought i was the devil and he was acting autistic onsessign over right hand turns and i told him no don’t go that way he will die to silver orb angels ganging up on him while he is cucked by hand cuffs
eventually i advertised the (his name not mine) bottomless pit to yahweh
But jesus has to be crucified inside in order to buy it
So jesus got uncuffed and he was crusified for all the times he refused to rescue humans from hell or prevent them dying
so many humans died forever and the universe inside and outsidre was not set up to resurrect anyone yet only recreated (make like a copy of them)
so jesus agrres and he gets crusified he dies Then the machine resurrects him and he was shocked they were both shocked at it how the machine can resurrect anyone
i even died a few times along the way outside and the machine was resurrecting me. Each time
then yahweh was impressed by it all he canceled all thebwars happening above and told all angels and all demons to form lines and come down to hell to line up to come inside my machine
and i explained to yahweh it was powered by rocks and if he goes inside himself his own magic would power the machine the machine would leech off of him
and he flew inside while everyone was lined up or before this
he flew down as fast as he could and it continued to generate more tesseracts endlessly “it’s bottomless, you have created the bottomless pit <insert what ever name i was using i forgot>”
then he ordered everyone to enter it
We all lived in it for a very long time
then he decided randomly one day he exited one of the tesseracts
he grabbed everything i made and threw it all outside upwards
because he did this
the entire inside was refreshed it generated new tesseracts
before we began to live inside any real tesseraxt
jesus got crusified in the old world then he died there to bare the sins then yahweh resurrected him now he knew how to resurrect people after absorbing and learning drom the bottomless pit
Thnen we went to live in real life in real tesseracts
there is more to this story
but the story basically is just that originally the crusification was a punishment and purchase of a machine
before it was bareing peoples sins and moving negativity to hell the 3rd time he got crusified i has to get crusified to make a path for jesus so he could copy it safely
