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One moment they are happy then they are scared and panicing over the cheese burger they ate and they were previously angry for not getting one yet

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Moving this here over similarity in theme: 

Michael and satan as girls

I turned them into girls then took them to the peace realm

all they did was yell and fight over hairbrushes and make up 

 

perpetual fucking retards even when they have logic removed from their brain in a perfect environment designed for utterly peace

so i turned them back to males and seperated them and sent them back to yahweh who himself was obsessed over wars and still is

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Okay so lets start off with the obvious then...

You do know Satan was reported to have both sets of sex parts, right? 

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Okay so lets start off with the obvious then...

You do know Satan was reported to have both sets of sex parts, right? 

 That is false

he is a homosexual snake

looked like a hydra a red one

then he got turned into the first demon by yahweh he looked like a gremlim tall guy(he never used this form ever he hated it) he lied and called himself an angel during this period because yahweh gave him limbs

Shortly after he turned himself into an orc then gave himself the satan name then yahweh forced him to fight death(he was originallycreated for this path/purpose)

later on he was dead i think then resurrected and turned into a blonde man(tall) then yahweh created an antichrist to replace him (pewdiepie) pewdiepie is not his son, he is his literal replacement but yahweh never gave felix enough power to overthrow him(he later gained it through copying me)

then satan became a white snake

then back to an orc

then i turned him back into a blonde guy (with wings this time but shorter)

this is when satan started to lie no one really knows how or why

but i suspect it links subconciously like a wavelength back through time to when yahweh lied about me being created when he was actually resurrecting me and yahweh dying and him being resurrected by me must of triggered something or severed some control mechanism yahweh placed on satan

either way i only bring everyone back visibly physically perfectly i don’t care about the subconcious crap that is yahweh job(yahweh never fixed it)

Through advanced trolling techniques i used

satan went back to becoming an orc again

 later on he died somewhere i am not sure where he died but my ex girlfriend sarah stole his form and pretended she was a green satan after a long time i solo figured out it was actually a girl inside she became a face i used which was her original face i didn’t know about untill later Then yahweh immediately recreated satan 1.0 but he lied again he said he was creating satan again but he actually was resurrecting satan from before sarah had mental problems being thrall

then satan later on became a black skeleton copying a form sarah thought she made her self(actually i made it long time ago and i simply did not remember)

 

then the dragon spencer bonds was converted into being a human and he was given a type of peace

then satan currently an orc at the time was given the title of dragon

then this  then lead to rewriting the bible to have him replace spencer and michael began to fight satan as the dragon

and he struggled a lot so i took michael to the fire i made and told him to jump into it (and explained it is very hot) and i told him only angels can absorb the fire not humans (not even when i am stuck as a human i can n or absorb either) so he did it he jumped in he was screaming in pain then he absorbed the fire very shortly later then he flew away went to go fight satan somewhere and he finally had enough power to be atleast on par with satan in dragon form he stole from spencer

later satan became a dragon a few more times then back to orc

then back to skeleton

 

i was angry at yahweh once

yelling at him demanding he use jesus not satan to control humans

 

Yahweh refused and kept rejecting jesus

 i was so fucking mad at both of them i raised my right hand and focused on every reality then clicked my fingers and thanos snapped all of satan everywhere through the tesseract out of existance everywhere this was what like 100 trillion versions of satan all over the place all at once his combined power was nothing vs me

then yahweh screamed “my lucifer” scared as fuck and he resurrected 1 satan in compensation for trillions being erased(i will do this to death one day too he keeps threatening to kill me)


Then yahweh flew to me and satan was an orc watching this and jesus was watching and yahweh starts wrestling with me in a losing battle i won of course

 

then later on satan was skeleton again few times he fight and killed death who appeared without scythe(missbehavinf) as a weird greenish black orb trying to kill everyone

anyways then later on somewhere along the timeline both death and satan became orbs of light and yahweh told me to go rescue satan because he was going to die and i flew there saying to the prideful devil that i am infinity a new name i gave my self

i already read both their minds and then yahweh read my mins to then decide for me to go there basically thats how it works

Death was going to kill satan absoeb him then absorb jesus then absorb yahweh in a sequence like some fucking russian nesting doll and again without usingthr scythe so he was breaking the rules 

satan was saying sone atupid shit mentally “i will win i am going to win” ext ext ect but he already got judged to be rescued bexause he was going to lose

and i somehow had to try to explain to him he was wrong

and. To let me fight the other idiot who was missbehavingong story short this all lead back to satan being an orc again then a black skeleton

then a girl.. with michael as a girl too because i was testing both analysing them to see how they behave fully disconnected from yahweh and they both have problems they both hate each other and both argue over hair brushes and make up so i turned them back into males and sent them back to yahweh with their original powers back

One an angel the other an orc

 

this orc then skeleton then orc sequence happens quite a lot and it is debatable which he is at any given time

then along the way he became the weird charatxter the jews worship a funny hat man dancing around

then a skeleton again

then an orc

then he pretended to be yahweh a few times so (gold swirly orb) and he pretended to use yahweh face then back to dragon form angry i locked him inside a silver orb then back to orc back fo what ever the duck goes on

 

basically there is no hermaphodite behaviour

swapping between genders was a full swap not partial

he is tricking you to think about trans crap

Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7 Holy holy holy Is the lord of hosts, be very afraid
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He is currently somewhere in Queensland as an asian man

possibly stuck partially as a human i can not confirm or deny it because i see dark shapes fly around the house sometimes

 

Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7 Holy holy holy Is the lord of hosts, be very afraid
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He is currently somewhere in Queensland as an asian man

possibly stuck partially as a human i can not confirm or deny it because i see dark shapes fly around the house sometimes

 

 I forced him to be a human once

as a test

to see how he genuinely behaves while connected to yahweh but stripped of all evil 

he behaves like a sane person i don’t know how to describe it

but he used this all later on as an illusion he learnt from his own behaviour and recycled it as a lie

Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7 Holy holy holy Is the lord of hosts, be very afraid
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He is currently somewhere in Queensland as an asian man

possibly stuck partially as a human i can not confirm or deny it because i see dark shapes fly around the house sometimes

 

 I forced him to be a human once

as a test

to see how he genuinely behaves while connected to yahweh but stripped of all evil 

he behaves like a sane person i don’t know how to describe it

but he used this all later on as an illusion he learnt from his own behaviour and recycled it as a lie

 Yahweh then rerecycled it all and sometimes forces him as a human stuck on earth as some kind of mercy to bypass him being sent to hell for 1000 years as an orc/skeleton

Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7 Holy holy holy Is the lord of hosts, be very afraid
Posts: 110
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He is currently somewhere in Queensland as an asian man

possibly stuck partially as a human i can not confirm or deny it because i see dark shapes fly around the house sometimes

 

 I forced him to be a human once

as a test

to see how he genuinely behaves while connected to yahweh but stripped of all evil 

he behaves like a sane person i don’t know how to describe it

but he used this all later on as an illusion he learnt from his own behaviour and recycled it as a lie

 Yahweh then rerecycled it all and sometimes forces him as a human stuck on earth as some kind of mercy to bypass him being sent to hell for 1000 years as an orc/skeleton

 My best guess he is not a human right now

because pewdiepie has magical powers and he only gets it from 9/10 times one source

the other devil he was designed to replace

Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7 Holy holy holy Is the lord of hosts, be very afraid
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Jesus is a silly man in a dress

99% of the time

and he refuses to stop wearing dresses while yahweh judges every male who wears a dress except him

 

Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7 Holy holy holy Is the lord of hosts, be very afraid
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Yahweh likes to switch between orb forms then old man form because je likes to imply he is older than everyone therefor wiser

bit in emergencies he uses his real face a younger coloured suited sometimes robes form

Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7 Holy holy holy Is the lord of hosts, be very afraid
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