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I have a girlfriend


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Broke it off with my bf a while ago because his parents wanted him to marry a yapese girl and other reasons. Not a bad person, just wrong time and place. 

 

For about a week now I have been dating my past dorm mate from trade school/past classmate/ current bestie 

 

It's going very well and it seems like things are aligning better for us by far 

 

She's such a dork and I love her 

 

She has a sexual thing for unicorns and I feel like that's hilarious and quirky 

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Why unicorns though? 

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Holyspirit, dionysus, vishnu, ra, horus, thebeast, the empty, infinity these ate my most common names
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Yay this is heartwarming to see on here!

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oh yeah, those same unicorns with big dicks like horses.

Dima79
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Yal had such an unusually supportive response to it. Thanks yal I'm here for it

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 This response is top tier right here 😂

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Why unicorns though? 

 I asked her this and it's because she likes unicorns anyway and has fun mixing things she already likes with sex 

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Delora said: 

Why unicorns though? 

 I asked her this and it's because she likes unicorns anyway and has fun mixing things she already likes with sex 

Why a horned horse? 

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congratulations, glad you seem happy

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