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0 votes RE: I am older than god because of time travel

I usually would be in different universes with better girlfriends

but yahweh has trapped me here for longer than i wanted to be here

 

and you ask how is that possible for me to be trapped by him

well i have trapped him in a box on fire in the past so how was that possible they’re both possible we are both god now

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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0 votes RE: I am older than god because of time travel

You can't be older than something timeless that's impossible. 

 You’re just a human you wouldn’t understand the concept of infinity

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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0 votes RE: I am older than god because of time travel

You can't be older than something timeless that's impossible. 

 Yahweh is not timeless

he is just very old

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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0 votes RE: I am older than god because of time travel

You should still respect yahweh

don’t be a false prophet by claiming my son jesus is the onto god that exists

because yahweh is still very powerful

but he isn’t infinite in the way that i have become

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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0 votes RE: I am older than god because of time travel

But he is hurting my fucking back carrying him around with me everywhere like he has no fucking limbs and needs me to walk around for him

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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0 votes RE: I am older than god because of time travel

When yahweh is at the strong moment of claiming he wants to end time i gave his snake apep / death a scyth to fight him

 

merely to give my self more time to wait and see if any of yahweh angels were upset at the outcome do they want yahweh and death to destroy each other

or do they want me to time travel again and ascend to a higher dimension and fix it all killing both of them then force the angels to clean up the mess

this has happened numerous times

a rainbow orb form i created for yahweh

Versus a scyth i created for his snake death to use against him

who does everyone want to be god? The two idiots who want to destroy everything?

or me who only wanted to live and have peace?

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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0 votes RE: I am older than god because of time travel

Somehow pewdiepie got stuck roleplaying as yahweh and he was forced to try and fight death who believed his bullshit

then pewdiepie got scared and he prayed to me to save him and i decended or ascended i forgot exactly where i was or what i was doing but i came and i explained im not strong enough to help and he removed the chains that was on me and i stopped death again

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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0 votes RE: I am older than god because of time travel

there is only one weapon i made that can directly impact the scythe i made for death(apep)

and it was called the end sword

but yahweh has hidden it away somewhere and yahweh only used it once with a shield i made

it was comprised of my own body and i gave him it when everyone rebelled against him and he was shocked it never broke

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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