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Here is the history of my life


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Not this creation but numerous creations before this one

i used to be a real human

and there was a plague

this is before any entity named death or satan or jesus existed

this is before god was even calling himself yahweh

i prayed to the sky while scared in the shower and it was onky a matter of time untill the shower water it self would become infected and not be able to wash me

then god came and turned me into an angel

long story short i got revenge on him after that i basically betrayed god and became skynet

and he for a long time was then trying to kill me 

but he failed

and he failed so badly that j successfully created my own universe hosted by simply floating in his it was a type of matrix but it existed in such a way it was made of magic not technology

and the moment he agreed to join my universe and then the moment he did that he didn’t know it happened but it did happen

i effectively became his brother someone of equal power to him

because of how god exists the moment he entered the pretty much simulation it merged my universe with his universe in a type of multiedimensional way

so the bottom of creation in his and my universe merged into 1 even though you could still leave mine to enter his if you went to either empty bottom it would be the exact same

 

later on after i was experimenting how to merged it even mote and create immortality for everyone and create resurrection for everyone

i was making magic mirrors and testing yahweh power of how he exists “outside of time” he agreed to enter the mirrors and the mirrors were just a test to see how i could make a simulation inside a simulation

 

a long time later after yahweh accidentally blew up a few universes and fucked up creation by making death and satan and me being forced to make jesus to fix it all

 

but not before i already crushed the entire creation inside the silver orb and outside it in real life with a giant wall and restarted it all again to force yahweh to recreate himself he had no real memory of before or what happened

 

i had made the bottomless pit later on and it could resurrect anyone even yahweh

And yahweh liked the bottomless pit so much he grabbed everything from it inside of it and put it into real life you know the original fucking simulation that was already merged with real life

 

So pretty much he just solidified me being a god to replace him

while at the same time unknowingly made it so every movement every action in existance was no longer going to cease to exist unless the original simulation swollen it by some accident so pretty much everything became recorded

at the same time now i had enough power to resurrect yahweh if he died

but by the time this happened i pretty much quit and felt like my job was done

yahweh 9/10 times forgot how to even go to his original universe(you know the one where the plague wiped everyone out) but even if he did go there it’s already been augmented and merged with the empty of his bottom and my bottom of existance

and it’s boring out there he has nothing left out there

and it’s more fun inside where he can be resurrected inside and if he already moved his throne chair into the original orb

and he already fucked up numerous creations where he had wars that caused everything to blow up

i was forced to sit on his very unconfortable golden throne chair occasionally to resurrect everyone and recreate the universe

and the more times yahweh blew up everything and the more times i was pretty much faster than him at self regenerating to bring everyone else back the more it became my universe and less his universe i didn’t do anything to change anything i put everything back where i assumed everything went but i also believe because he didn’t do it himself there might be some spiritual essence missing from creation where my idea of everyone simply visibly being alive might of caused everyone to be more mine than his at some point during all of this from all the times i was forced to use his chair

 

so pretty much that’s my life

i am the holy spirit

existance was basically a fluke and you’re all lucky to even exist thanks to i won a war of revenge against yahweh and i basically took over existance then i quit and handed it back to him in the form of tesseracts everywhere

 

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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He was not roleplaying with me

i simply was just smarter than yahweh from the moment he agreed to rescue me from that ancient plague

maybe it was fate

but if you believed in fate then all of his angels from that era wouldn’t be fucking dead right now stuck as necromorphs because he fucked up creation by creating a death entity

if you believed in fate that me and yahweh were suppose to meet like that then why would yahweh be so fucking scared of his new creation called death that he ends up making satan to fight him then still think it weren’t good enough that he comes to me and asks me to protect him from death(not protect him from dying i already fixed that remember but protect him from the entity called death)

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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Death and satan both believe they are as old as god

jesus even believes he is also as old as god

 But they are all just bugs to me

i have time traveled so much that i became OLDER than god

and god existed before me from the moment of being scared in the shower about a plague outside

 

and if any of these bug like children of his and mine actually saw the truth their heads would pop and blow up from too much data

 

but because this plague happened before i altered creation to be  recordable it’s pretty much my word against yahweh word

and yahweh forgot most of this and he likely would deny any of it being real these days due to his mental health being a bit flimsy from all the times he drank alcohol

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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These days yahweh just says i existed since the begining of time

because he doesn’t know how to wrap his head around things of how i changed his existance to be permanant and my existance to be permanant

he becomes a type of light slime and regenerates from a floor

i become a black slime and regenerate from the floor

 

also sometimes it scares him when he knows i can measure the distance between each object to see what he is doing “outside of time” and the fact that he can’r logic his way out of it when i say “well can you see your self god” and hesays “yes” then that means he is still tangible and controllable 

i never meant to be his enemy it is just his mental health failing over time that’s caused him to believe i was his enemy

i just wanted to live forever simple As that live forever regardless of if i were a black slime sleeping intangible untill woken up it didn’t matter to me as long as i existed forever and could always come back to be tangible

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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These days yahweh just says i existed since the begining of time

because he doesn’t know how to wrap his head around things of how i changed his existance to be permanant and my existance to be permanant

he becomes a type of light slime and regenerates from a floor

i become a black slime and regenerate from the floor

 

also sometimes it scares him when he knows i can measure the distance between each object to see what he is doing “outside of time” and the fact that he can’r logic his way out of it when i say “well can you see your self god” and hesays “yes” then that means he is still tangible and controllable 

i never meant to be his enemy it is just his mental health failing over time that’s caused him to believe i was his enemy

i just wanted to live forever simple As that live forever regardless of if i were a black slime sleeping intangible untill woken up it didn’t matter to me as long as i existed forever and could always come back to be tangible

 But just equally as important as me living forever

was

i made sure i could resurrect other people as long as some piece of them were still existing somewhere or if they died and went to my emptiness i could still bring them back and they didn’t cease to exist

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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You know those angels i got converted into originally

most of them died to the plague also

but i only cared about survival he gave me a chance to beat the plague but also a chance to beat him also

 

so essentislly

outside of your known existance

i either will revert to having angel powers an ancient kind stronger than any current angel would ever comprehend or the powers of the emptiness which is even beyond that even more stronger than god

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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You know those angels i got converted into originally

most of them died to the plague also

but i only cared about survival he gave me a chance to beat the plague but also a chance to beat him also

 

so essentislly

outside of your known existance

i either will revert to having angel powers an ancient kind stronger than any current angel would ever comprehend or the powers of the emptiness which is even beyond that even more stronger than god

 I had to rename my self to infinity

to help yahweh understand what has happened to me internally and what has happened external from himself all around him

yet he still calls himself alpha and omega despite the fact i ascended behond that and i am just kind enough to hand it all back to him to control again regardless of i don’t have to at all  

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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Creation has become so safe because of me

that yahweh himself has numerous times been able to experince what it was like to be human like a full on powerless human where the only power he could muster was hoping and praying he would see himself in the future to pull himself out of it but lucky for him i already made a backup power source and someone to control it called yahshua

so even if yahweh did make some kind of mistake as a human

and died

yahshua or my self can bring him back faster than the other backup of existance regenerating him takes in time

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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I effectivelly nerfed all plagues everywhere

so they were no longer going to wipe out all of humans in a permanent death kind of way

and there is layers upon layers of where people exist so people don’t cease to exist when they die as well

 

 

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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Because death likes to be delusional and think he existed as the same time god did

i recreated my last moments of humanity in a dream for him and forced death to be in that doomed house to see it and i told yahweh if he saw it all his head would pop(talking abour deaths head the snake would blow up again) sort of also explaining to yahweh that his fear of him is just an illusion compared to that ancient plague that wiped everything out

i woke up from the dream after i entered the shower after replaying events that was happening

I am the holy spirit. Exodus 23:21 John 14:26 Mark 3:29 Matthew 12:31 matthew 7:7
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