i was called the empty because my kingdom is endless and emptiness
i was called the destroyer because i used to destroy all of yahwehs plans
i was the corruptor because yahweh said i corrupted satan and it was my faukt he became bad and i said it was not my fault he likes shitty ideas
i was called the beast where i would teleport to earth while chained up and kidnap people to take them to my other dimension while chained up to give them a paradise away from death and sin and yahweh asked me how i was doing it while chained up and i simply said i don’t see any chains on me *shrug*
i was called dionysus and yet i could turn into a lion
i rescued jesus and yahweh while being limited to a bird form
i continue to be worshiped as a gold bird in catholic churches
i was called vishnu the hindu protector god i drank poison just to prove i can’t die from it then i threw trillions of suns down deaths throat to burn his snake body permanantly
i was called horus and i guided people away from satan when i decided it was time for moses to rescue people i gave him a magic stick
i was called “angel” with no other name and convinced yahweh to jump inside a simulation to play with the weather to calm him down
i was called a saint as i healed everyone in churches and hospitals jesus needed help
i upon his request only i roleplayed ad an antichrist for yahweh and i created the world wide car culture and night time car racing that japan has and i forced the world to have winding roads good enough for drifting everywher while simulationiouslt ruining yahweh plan to lure people to hell as i had not lured anyone to hell instead o just simply wasted their time on earth to be forced to get judged by yahweh despite they did nothing to get judged for
as a human i ascended from earth to gods throne stole michaels spear sinulationiously translating satans hissing to determine how he said he was dying being consumed by death so i chopped up his body which was in deaths mouth and satan began screaming in pain and i told him to stop crying and grow sone legs and go help michael fight the death snake at yahweh and jesus being consuned
i judged michael and satan to both never be able to blow up creation ever again
i sat on gods throne and invented the iphone and put an iphone i to my head just so i could cheat at maths when ever i turn my self back into a human and needed to go to school
i shut down kiwifarms a 800000 viewer forum
i defeated antichrist pewdiepie in subscriber wars numerous times
i ascended out of hell as literal fire and sat on a saphire throne and forced everyone to worship jesus to destroy yahweh plan of satan luring people to hell after yahweh betrayed me and had burnt me
i put an assasin through a wood chipper in hell
i baited people to be tricked that they were going to be going to hell at an acdc concert but they instead just get stuck looping at the concert
i created numerous gods that rival yahweh powers and he created himself and these gods i made they micromanage other tesseracts
I am called the great spirit in united states native indian culture and i tested the indians to control usa and they failed to control the world so i gifted usa to english instead
i tested every single human banker on the titanic to see if they would obey yahweh or rebel against yahweh and only the rothchilds obeyed the most
i forced satan or yahweh or jesus or all 3 into perpetual financial debt to owe a meme amount of $4e24 which is just a old estimate of $4000000000000000000000000 united states dollars of how nuch money the world owes me from my inventions
i created the bottomless pit and completely obsoleted yahweh UNIVERSE with bare minimin angel level IQ and concinces him enough that it will be the future to fix everything and still it is existant as yahweh grabbed everything from the bottomless pit to put it into real life
numerous times i have replaced yahweh universe with a mirror of a simulation again with bare minimin angel level iq
many more mysterious wonders i have accomplished exist
