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Well

obviously the bible you read today is very different from real life

the bible you read today only mentions me here

Exodus 23:21

John 14:26

Mark 3:29

I resurrected basically almost all angels and demons who were dead inside of the empty bottom of the floor of creation

i moved the demons into being aliens in flying saucers

i converted all those angels from previous judgement energy to love energy

then i commanded them to protect the peace dimension

I prevented satan dying to death 3 times but i also erased him 1 time then yahweh resurrected him immediately

i prevented death ceasing to exist to yahweh by giving him a scythe but i also was upset and killed death like hundreds of times now

i resurrected yahweh (you know god) numerous times when a universe blew up in his face or he got killed by death but i also have killed god numerous times only to resurrect him then yell at him to make me more girlfriends as the reason for him to continue to exist

i resurrected cassiel (tv name is castiel)

i resurrected pewdiepie when death ate him

i resurrected jesus when death ate him

i resurrected mrbeast(jimmy) when death ate him

i resurrected magic mike when he died to death very recently

How is it no one tracks what i do in the universe? Yet yahweh pulled everything out of the bottomless pit to make everything trackable now and everything i do seems to just get ignored all the time

like why is it that everyone acts like they are ashamed of me resurrecting them there is no shame in needing help

I’m not ashamed of screaming at the fucking ceiling yelling at yahweh to stop talking shit to me “josh stop that” “josh you should get married” as he continues to torment me with no girlfriend in my mother fucking house 9 years later

Hungry jacks the son of satan himself

he lost some delusional fight against me and i rewarded him for his effort by giving him a restaurant  burger king so if you hate burger king you know who to blame he is who manages the thing

I have clapped my hands my real hands my very real big hands and crushed multiple tesseracts out of existance and yahweh screamed delusionally at me saying “what have you done my son”(he is my brother why is he calling me his son)

I literally lit up an entire universe on fire because yahweh kept burning me and i told him to stop burning me

friends and foe all still inside all felt the pain

I created safety mechanisms all over creation so death can’t erase yahweh permanantly there is always some fragment of him left over somewhere

all because yahweh woke the fuck up and asked me for help

I created the bottomless pit and yahweh frequently uses it to lock death inside of it and i used to have a plan to send death a real pizza occasionally but he misbehaved and a bunch of devils and demons stole pepporonis from his pizza as a punishment for them being betrayed

satan is not actually who is regularly sent there he actually usually is repeatedly sent to tesseract hell and locked in hell for 1000 years or longer

this is the gayest depiction of me ever