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HAHAHAH CANADA DOESN'T WANT TO BE PART OF THE ASS CLOWN CARNIVAL OF AMERICA

How does part of one nation become part of a another, different nation?  Is it just some paperwork?

Buttered Toast said: 

How does part of one nation become part of a another, different nation?  Is it just some paperwork?

 You can look it up if you want because I'm just going off the top of my head, quoting half remembered sources from the last 6 months or thereabouts.

First, a majority of Albertans have to want to separate. So referendum time.

Next, a majority of Canadians have to agree to let them separate. So another referendum. IF they even get their majority of Albertans. (Frankly, I doubt they have a majority.)

Then they have to decide how much land they get to take with them. The Natives won't give them much, if any. Of course, the people who want to separate are all rich assholes anyway, so maybe the natives will let them BUY some of their land. 😋 Not sure who owns what land in Alberta. At one point, Alberta was mostly Crown land. But we're not British anymore. At any rate, if they're serious, I'm sure they could sort it out in about 20 years.

If they want to become a US state, they can apply for statehood, but that is also a long and demeaning process, where the people applying wait in limbo for over a decade, without being allowed to vote in US elections.

Frankly, I think the Albertans just pull this separation nonsense when they want to put pressure on the Federal government about something. When we tell them to go ahead and apply for US ctizenship as individuals, and we're not stopping you, they get all pissy about it. 😆

If it were up to me, I would set aside a little parcel of land about 40 km deep, just at the Montana border, with the eastern border at Saskatchewan, and the northern border well South of the TransCanada highway. The western border would be decided by First Nations communities. I'm guessing that fewer than 10 000 people nationwide actually want this, so I'm certain that they could all have a nice large homestead on a piece of land this size.

Once we have a tally of how many are going, from Alberta and the rest of the country, we charge them all a leaving fee of say... $50 000 or so. That gets them each a piece of land where they can park their RVs or whatever.

And that's all they can take with them. What they already own. They'll have to figure out how to set up their own infrastructure, policing, and governance. And we put in a clause stating that they have to stfu for at least 40 years because the rest of us are sick of their whining.

I hope they take Peter Pecker and Danielle tRumper humper with them. They can be the President and Co-President of Dumbfuckistan. 😋

And for the 8000th time, COVID drove Canada into the ground. Smh.

Maninist said: 

Part of me doesn't WANT TO believe the Canadian federal election was fair. We even saw a parabolic spike at the end of it, the Media called it "a sudden surge".

Yeah it sucks to lose, just own it... It'll hurt less in the long run

Congratulations to canada for signing its own death warrant 

 

combustion engines are to be outlawed.

Cars older than 25 years old will no longer be street legal soon. There goes the classics and childhood dream cars.

Wonderful, hope you choke on your clean air sir 

Carney openly stated higher prices will grant Canada the tax money in exchange for the carbon tax. Which is worse. Farmers and food delivery will be carbon taxed, and that will increase the cost of groceries for your broke asses. 

 Now what about the 1% contributing their share like in the good old days, when US had 45% tax on the top 1% 

also you could walk to the grocery store for once? lift yo fat ass up dog 

 

More Indians will take over in a world where scamming in encouraged.

You'll fit in? (just kidding, indians are very racist towards black people too)

of course more crime. Grand Theft Auto. Home invasions. The wealthy will leave Canada.

Yes Canadians are leaving Canada.

But you ain't? 

400 billion will be spent in the next 4 years. Liberals always spend spend spend.

If Canada continues on this trajectory we'll be a nation of agriculture where Canadians will need to hunt and fish and plant gardens and defend their crops.

Canada will turn into a vast  trailer park wasteland. 

You'll fit in? (just kidding, trailer parks are for white people)