Jesus and yahweh gives magical powers now
They literally do not fucking care who you are or what you didif ask jesus to turn you into a saint he will do it
if you ask yahweh to turn you into an angel he will do it
the only requirement for it is loyalty
id you betray them they send you to hell
there is no other main requirement only minor suggestions that i cbf writing here
I am a fucking idiot here is the evidence(doxing my girlfriend chat)
This self destructive link will last 1 week then vanish
How to join the illuminati
Get magic from jesus or yahweh then place your self in the Illuminati via magical mind control methods you your self planned out then walk right into their buildings saying you are who you were and presto you joined
everyone is a damn robot i am serious
Pewdiepie aka another turncoat likes to shit in the shower
antichrist loves to poop in showers
it is his favourite part of the loop
Revelations 21:1 was invented just to force him to repeatedly
shit in the shower
I simply needed to poop at the same time i was showering
this nazi survivor was traumatised by pewdiepie shit in the shower
300% productivity was requested, 777% productivity was given
matthew 12:31 also applies to anything yahweh has done to me
he is not forgiven either
here is yahweh terrorising people with the chuck norris face in this video
Welcome to mcdonalds how may i take your order
I am your new king and overlord curfew starts at 9pm
Waking hours are from 7am to 7pm you will be paid minimin wage work for all the iphones i desireYou have 2 hours of recreational time after 7pm before the 9pm curfew
Praise the supermarket aldi for all of it’s cheap food prices
Aldi the greatest company to ever come out of germany