- Sit down, she offered as I was taking a seat. I hate people that does that. My mom would do it to my dad all the time ,"you can park here" my mom would say while my dad parked the car.
- Since we've only got an hour, I'll start right away. I've felt increasingly restless this week. Everything bored me to death. I want to make something happen just so I can feel something.
- Like what? She asked with a concerned look on her face. Almost as if she had figured it out.
- I thought for a moment, Should I tell this woman anything? I just sat there looking at her. So much time went by that she asked again. "Like What?"
- So then I just made up a story about how I was going to go sky diving or something. I just couldn't tell her the evil truth.
She scribble down something in her notes before she looks up.
"Sorry?" She says and you reply "Hm?" with a confused face. "Nevermind I thought I heard something?" She says but her tone make it sound like a question, she was alsmost sure that she heard you say "nerds".
After a moment of silence she asks "so skydiving?" and you look her deadpan in the face and reply "yes".
Skydiving was onky a front, I actually spent the night at a gay bar, servicing the glory holes.
"Yeah! Skydiving, I took my friend Helen for a fun date. It was scary but somehow I felt like it deepend our bond".
The therapis scribled someghing down and asked,
"Well how did you feel, were you afraid of jumping?"
"No way you know I already wanna die haha if anything I was dissapointed when the parachute opened"
A moment of silence filled the room
Damn that was an awkward moment, but anything to up my medication honestly...
"Right... we shouldn't joke like thaf" said the tired woman.
"Haha you're right. It was really fun honestly. It's crazy what kinda things I can do since I got the energy from sleeping alright.
"I see. So you take the medication is working?"
"Beats me, i don't feel any different doc, but them sleeping pills seem to really help me rest. I havent felt that energetic in months"
I shifted in my seat, feeling the weight of my own absurdity pressing down on me. "Yeah, sex," I blurted out.
Her pen froze mid-scribble. "Excuse me?" she asked, eyebrows raised in a mix of curiosity and alarm.
"Uh, I mean the thrill of skydiving is like sex," I said quickly, waving my hand like I was swatting away a fly. "You know, the adrenaline, the, uh, climax of the jump..."
She squinted at me, clearly trying to decipher whether I was serious or just very bad at analogies.
"So, are you saying you're seeking thrills to fill some sort of... void?"
"Yeah, exactly! A void." I said, latching onto the word as if it was an anchor. "Like a big, gaping... dark hole"
"I see..." she said, writing frantically in her notebook.
Her pen hovered above the page, eyebrows slightly raised. "And this... void," she repeated, her voice dripping with careful curiosity, "do you feel it’s connected to any... unmet desires?"
I leaned forward, smirking just a little. "Oh, absolutely. Unmet desires, untapped potential... you name it. Maybe I'm just looking for the right... partner to help me fill it."
"So you want me to peg you!?" she exclaimed, excitedly leaning forward in anticipation of my reply.
I shifted in my seat, feeling the weight of my own absurdity pressing down on me. "Yeah, sex," I blurted out.
Her pen froze mid-scribble. "Excuse me?" she asked, eyebrows raised in a mix of curiosity and alarm.
"Uh, I mean the thrill of skydiving is like sex," I said quickly, waving my hand like I was swatting away a fly. "You know, the adrenaline, the, uh, climax of the jump..."
She squinted at me, clearly trying to decipher whether I was serious or just very bad at analogies.
"So, are you saying you're seeking thrills to fill some sort of... void?"
"Yeah, exactly! A void." I said, latching onto the word as if it was an anchor. "Like a big, gaping... dark hole"
"I see..." she said, writing frantically in her notebook.
Her pen hovered above the page, eyebrows slightly raised. "And this... void," she repeated, her voice dripping with careful curiosity, "do you feel it’s connected to any... unmet desires?"
I leaned forward, smirking just a little. "Oh, absolutely. Unmet desires, untapped potential... you name it. Maybe I'm just looking for the right... partner to help me fill it."
"So you want me to peg you!?" she exclaimed, excitedly leaning forward in anticipation of my reply.
And then the bitch pegged him. And it was rape.
