so i collected it all over a long period of time and left it on the neighbors porch in a gift box with earthworms all over it. 

after the dog pooped there later I shat in a bag and placed the turd gently on the neighbors lawn in the night. 

 

so that it did not seem like i was trying to do anything nice for my mom, i later collected the turds from around the neighborhood and made a heart out of them on her porch, i then covered it in gasoline and lit it on fire. the rest happened.