Forget RTW mandates. I’m with turncoat. The less FaceTime with my coworkers the better.
I had a really sweet remote gig for the past two years and I’ll be lucky if I get on-site or hybrid now.
I suspect part of the reason Turncoat doesn’t work and collects SSI if he were to be honest is his fears about the social aspect of work. To wit: he did work previously in a supermarket as a stockist.