*smashes steel chair into his back while he looks away and powerbombs him through the ring* NOT HAHA I WILL BECOMETHE NEWHEAVY WEIGHTWORLDCHAMPION
Good, because he's my best friend. Not yours. Step off.
OH MY GOD DON'T DO IT TPG DON'T *shoves barbed wire baseball bat into turncoats vogona* BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY HE KILELD HIM
COME BACK