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I fucking hate robotic "digital assistant" voices so much. I can avoid Siri and Alexa most of the time, but a fucking self check out at a grocery store with no mute function makes me violent. Self check out will ruin my entire day if I have to listen to that monotone ear assult drone on "complete payment using the pin pad"

One day I will go to jail for taking a sledgehammer into a grocery store and destroying evey self check out.

This is not a threat. I am not planning to do this. This is a warning of the unconscious consequences of large companies forcibly subjecting me to this trigger.

Sc is pretty boring.
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I fucking hate robotic "digital assistant" voices so much. I can avoid Siri and Alexa most of the time, but a fucking self check out at a grocery store with no mute function makes me violent. Self check out will ruin my entire day if I have to listen to that monotone ear assult drone on "complete payment using the pin pad"

One day I will go to jail for taking a sledgehammer into a grocery store and destroying evey self check out.

This is not a threat. I am not planning to do this. This is a warning of the unconscious consequences of large companies forcibly subjecting me to this trigger.

It's preferable to real conversation with a cashier. 

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Huh, why do you hate them so much? Do you feel the same about navigation voices?

In Aus you occasionally hear "follow the pin pad prompts to complete payment" but usually there's no audio or it's so low it's barely audible over the general store noise

The only thing that's usually loud enough to hear is "thank you for shopping at Coles" and I always say "you're welcome" because it's a nice little robot enabling me to have zero human interaction :))

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Turncoat said:
 

 

 And even if they don't try to talk to you, it's still much nicer than the awkward non conversation imo

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I fucking hate robotic "digital assistant" voices so much. I can avoid Siri and Alexa most of the time, but a fucking self check out at a grocery store with no mute function makes me violent. Self check out will ruin my entire day if I have to listen to that monotone ear assult drone on "complete payment using the pin pad"

One day I will go to jail for taking a sledgehammer into a grocery store and destroying evey self check out.

This is not a threat. I am not planning to do this. This is a warning of the unconscious consequences of large companies forcibly subjecting me to this trigger.

Is it just the voice that bothers you?  At most, I usually get the voice prompt: "Don't forget to take your receipt."

For a small number of items, I usually prefer self-checkout.  Neither myself nor the cashier are really interested in the forced socializing for the mere minutes the whole transaction would actually require.

Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.
last edit on 11/7/2023 4:45:45 AM
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