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delora can you get me the hot dogs


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I know you're busy talking to your weird friends, but would it be ok if you went to the fridge and got me a couple hot dogs? I don't wanna do it myself and make you go all OCD over me touching it wrong or something 

My grandiose delusions are better than yours.
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And people wonder why I give you a piece of my fucking mind. 

We have been married for five years and you think you can just talk to me like a fucking beta? 

Noah, seriously, let's arrange a time to face things off because I seriously want to kick your skinny little ass right now I swear to fucking god I'm going to put you in your god-damned place you have LOST your fucking mind other bitches take this shit but I AM NOT THE ONE I will straight up throw you out of the room again and lock you out you want that? I will physically pick you up and put you out that door and fucking close and lock it until you have remembered your FUCKING. PLACE. 

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last edit on 8/24/2023 8:49:27 PM
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Just so you know, she would have gotten mad at you for getting the hot dogs wrong if you tried.

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Chapo said: 

Just so you know, she would have gotten mad at you for getting the hot dogs wrong if you tried.

 The context is I am Jewish and the hot dogs are kosher. Which kosher meat there are certain practices and guidelines a new must follow to keep the meat at full kosher status 

 Also it's obviously the way he's being about it trying to act like I'm his fucking servant. 

Br you and I both work, put our money together, and split the chores evenly split energy and split bills and each save a bare minimum each month. THAT US OUR DYNAMIC THAT IS HOW IT WORKS

MY JOB IS I INSPIRE YOUR INNER DRAGON WITH NY INNER TIGER AND WE FUEL EACHOTHERS FLAMES BY BEING EGOTISTICAL ENERGY BOMBS TO ACCOMPLISH THINGS TOGETHER ABS RIP DOWN BARRIERS WITH FULL FLAME TOGETHER. THAT IS EHY WE FLIO COINS FOR DECISION MAKING AND TAKE TURNS BEING ON TOP 

NO ONE IS ANYONE'S SERVANT WE ARE EACHOTHERS FLAME LIGHTING THE FIRE

I WILL NOT GET YOU A HOT DOG WHEN YOU ASK IN THAT WAY 

IF I GET YOU A HOT DOG WHAT DO I GET? 

IF I GET YOU A HOT DOG YOU WILL GIVE ME A BEER FROM YOUR PACK

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last edit on 8/24/2023 10:25:47 PM
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Chapo said: 

Just so you know, she would have gotten mad at you for getting the hot dogs wrong if you tried.

The clear answer here is to not have hot dogs. 

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Chapo said: 

Just so you know, she would have gotten mad at you for getting the hot dogs wrong if you tried.

The clear answer here is to not have hot dogs. 

 I'll smack you with a hot dog if you don't stop it 

The only kosher meat on this island that don't need to be pre ordered are 

Fish, hot dogs, and chicken broth 

 

Ocd my ass br has put my kosher hot dogs in empty bacon packages before 

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last edit on 8/25/2023 3:35:34 AM
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I'm hungry now.

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Tacky said: 

I'm hungry now.

 You know what I want a hot dog

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Delora said: 
Chapo said: 

Just so you know, she would have gotten mad at you for getting the hot dogs wrong if you tried.

 The context is I am Jewish and the hot dogs are kosher. Which kosher meat there are certain practices and guidelines a new must follow to keep the meat at full kosher status 

 Also it's obviously the way he's being about it trying to act like I'm his fucking servant. 

Br you and I both work, put our money together, and split the chores evenly split energy and split bills and each save a bare minimum each month. THAT US OUR DYNAMIC THAT IS HOW IT WORKS

MY JOB IS I INSPIRE YOUR INNER DRAGON WITH NY INNER TIGER AND WE FUEL EACHOTHERS FLAMES BY BEING EGOTISTICAL ENERGY BOMBS TO ACCOMPLISH THINGS TOGETHER ABS RIP DOWN BARRIERS WITH FULL FLAME TOGETHER. THAT IS EHY WE FLIO COINS FOR DECISION MAKING AND TAKE TURNS BEING ON TOP 

NO ONE IS ANYONE'S SERVANT WE ARE EACHOTHERS FLAME LIGHTING THE FIRE

I WILL NOT GET YOU A HOT DOG WHEN YOU ASK IN THAT WAY 

IF I GET YOU A HOT DOG WHAT DO I GET? 

IF I GET YOU A HOT DOG YOU WILL GIVE ME A BEER FROM YOUR PACK

 Lol "inner dragon" "inner tiger" 😂 wtf am I even saying 

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The relationship between that of The Tiger and The Dragon is similar to that of the Red and Blue Oni. They have an opposite understanding of things that lend to clashes, but sometimes the two find comfort in that adversity rather than in stagnation. 

Dragon's chill, Tiger's passion. Too much of either alone and shit goes badly. 

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