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Chicken and Feet


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Well howdy there, folks. Name's Steve, and let me tell you, I've got two loves in this world: chicken and feet. 

 

Now, I reckon some of y'all might be scratching your heads and wondering what in tarnation I'm talking about. But let me explain. See, chicken is just about the most versatile meat there is. You can fry it, grill it, bake it, roast it - you name it, and I've probably tried it. And let me tell ya, there ain't nothin' better than biting into a crispy, juicy piece of fried chicken after a long day on the ranch. 

 

As for feet, well, that might sound a mite peculiar to some of y'all. But let me tell ya, there's nothing like the feeling of dirt and rocks beneath your toes, or the sense of accomplishment when you climb a steep hill and finally reach the top. And when you're a cowboy like me, you spend a whole lot of time on your feet. So, it's only natural that I've grown to appreciate 'em, and maybe even take a few photos of 'em now and again. 

 

So, there you have it, folks. My two great loves: chicken and feet. And if any of y'all are ever in the mood for a good meal or a hike through the countryside, just give me a holler. I'll be here, ready and waiting with a batch of my famous fried chicken and my trusty boots. Yeehaw!

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I’ll take some free chicken.

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Chapo said: 

I’ll take some free chicken.

I'd suspect it's been out too long or that there's stuff otherwise wrong with it if they aren't giving out free samples or something. 

Unlike beef, chicken can go pretty bad. 

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last edit on 5/12/2023 5:06:53 PM
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