Oh my gosh, let me tell you about my friend Steve! He is, like, the craziest dude I know, but in, like, the best way possible! First off, he is, like, obsessed with chicken. I mean, he will literally eat chicken for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And, like, I'm not even kidding, he has, like, tried every single chicken dish under the sun.
But that's not even the craziest thing about him! He, like, loves playing with pigs too! I mean, who does that? But, like, whenever we go to his farm, he'll, like, spend hours playing with the pigs and, like, teaching them tricks. It's, like, so weird, but also kinda cute in a way.
And, like, speaking of weird, he's, like, super into taking pictures of his feet! I mean, who does that, right? But, like, whenever we go on vacation or, like, even just out to eat, he'll, like, take pictures of his feet and, like, post them on Instagram. It's, like, his thing, you know?
But despite all of his quirks, Steve is, like, one of the best friends I've ever had. We've had so many fun times together, like that one time when we, like, accidentally got lost in the woods and had to, like, make a shelter out of twigs and leaves. Or that time when we, like, went on a road trip and, like, ate nothing but chicken the whole time.
So yeah, Steve may be, like, a total weirdo, but he's, like, my weirdo, you know? And, like, I wouldn't have it any other way!
