I am not Kate and honestly I don’t have the time
Oh my god, like seriously, do you even know me at all? Ugh, it's like you don't even pay attention. I am like so totally not Med, okay? Like, what part of that do you not understand? My name is Kate, not Med, like seriously.
I mean, come on, I don't even look like a Med, do I? I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and I'm always wearing pink. Med has like, brown hair or something and is always wearing black. How could you possibly mistake me for her?
So seriously, get it together. I am Kate, not Med. Don't make that mistake again or I might have to like, totally freak out on you.
Oh my gosh, you guys, I am so totally upset right now! Like, seriously, can you believe this girl? She was, like, being so nosy and it was, like, totally not cool.
I mean, come on, doesn't she have anything better to do than to stick her nose in other people's business? It's like, get a life, girl! And the worst part is, she wasn't even subtle about it. She was, like, asking all these personal questions and trying to pry into my life and it was just so rude!
I don't know why some people think it's okay to be nosy like that. It's, like, a major invasion of privacy, you know? And it's not like we're even friends or anything, so why does she even care?
So yeah, I am so totally upset with her right now. She needs to learn some boundaries and stop being so nosy. Otherwise, I might have to, like, totally call her out on it and make her feel as uncomfortable as she's making me feel right now. Ugh, I just can't even!
07:56 Apathy: Dead chat
08:13 Chapo: Dead forum
08:13 Chapo: give up
08:13 Chapo: gonna see if psychopath community was created by Luna
08:25 Apathy: It was
10:01 Med: Can we stop with all the horrible poetry
10:01 Med: Thank you
10:28 Turncoat: Rude.
11:38 Kate: Why don't you like me Med?
13:11 Apathy: Nice puppet med
13:18 Apathy: Well med at least some of the poems were made by a human being who wanted to express the way they feel.
13:22 Med: Kate is not me and I don’t like your poetry =)
13:23 Med: I don’t like you either Peach
13:24 Apathy: Kate wrote a whole as poem about chapo's skin and randomly complimented you
13:24 Apathy: *ass
13:24 Apathy: Kate is you.
13:25 Med: No I didn’t write that she didn’t even write that
13:25 Med: Bye bye now back to the lab kiddo
13:26 Apathy: How old are you?
13:26 Apathy: Like mid forties?
13:26 Apathy: You talk like a high school teenager
13:28 Apathy: Back to the lab? Do you think I'm fucking jimmy neutron?
13:28 Kate: Oh my god, like seriously, do you even know me at all? Ugh, it's like you don't even pay attention. I am like so totally not Med, okay? Like, what part of that do you not understand? My name is Kate, not Med, like seriously.
13:28 Apathy: Oh hi Kate. What a coincidence no one is online other than me, you and med
13:29 Apathy: Almost like you are fucking med
13:29 Apathy: Wow look at the green dots down below
13:29 Apathy: The second med is off you are on
13:29 Apathy: The timing is impeccable
13:30 Apathy: Well to bad med is off because Chapo just told me he's logging on
13:30 Kate: It's like fate was on our side or something, you know? Like, everything just lined up perfectly for us to be in the right place at the right time. It's like, if we hadn't stopped for that frappuccino, we would have never seen it happen.
13:31 Kate: I swear, sometimes the universe just like, knows what we need and makes it happen. It's so crazy! But hey, I'm not complaining. Lucky timing is always a good thing in my book.
13:32 Apathy: What I am reading is the equivalent of an adult woman playing with her keyboard for the very first time like a baby
13:32 Apathy: Med stop playing these games. Chapo is coming and he's going to see this chat
13:33 Apathy: He's gonna let you go med
13:33 Apathy: Drifting drifting
13:33 Apathy: Oof had your chance
13:33 Apathy: Now he's gone
13:33 Apathy: Gone like a fart faded away
13:34 Apathy: In the distant winds
13:34 Kate: Oh my gosh, no way, I am so not sad right now! Like, seriously, why would you even think that? Do I look sad to you? I mean
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outfit, my hair is on point, and my makeup is flawless. How could I possibly be sad w
13:34 Kate: with all that going on?
13:34 Kate: And don't even get me started on my life right now. I have the best friends, the coolest job, and the most amazing boyfriend ever. Everything is just, like, totally perfect.
13:34 Kate: So yeah, I am definitely not sad. I am happy as a clam, living my best life and loving every minute of it. Thanks for asking though, it's nice to know that you care. But seriously, no need to worry about me, I am doing just fine.
:35 Apathy: That's right spam it away
13:35 Apathy: Hurry hurry before he sees!
13:35 Apathy: Spam stupid lady! Spam!
13:35 Kate: Okay, like seriously you guys, don't even think about eating paint! It is, like, so totally dangerous, you have no idea.
13:36 Kate: I mean, come on, do I really need to explain why? It's, like, full of all these toxic chemicals and stuff, and it can totally mess up your body and your brain.
13:36 Kate: It's not even food, it's, like, just a bunch of chemicals mixed together to make pretty colors.
13:36 Kate: And yeah, I get it, some people think it looks cool to eat paint or something, like it's some kind of weird trend or whatever. But let me tell you, there is nothing cool about poisoning yourself!
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13:36 Kate: So please, for the love of all that is good and holy, do not eat paint! Stick to, like, actual food and stuff that won't kill you. Your body and your brain will thank you, trust me.
I am not Kate and honestly I don’t have the time
The time for what?
If people need the time so badly, why not check for it on their phone?