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Gym cats


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Okay, you guys, so hear me out: cats are so much better than gym class! Like, seriously, why do we even need to do all that running and jumping and sweating when we could just hang out with our feline friends?

 

First of all, cats are way cuter than any gym equipment. Have you ever seen a fluffy little kitty curled up on your lap? It's like instant stress relief! And they're always so calm and relaxed, unlike those crazy gym teachers who are always yelling at you to run faster or do more push-ups or whatever.

 

Plus, cats are so much better at yoga than any of us could ever be. Have you ever seen a cat do the downward dog? It's like they were born to do it! And they're so flexible and graceful, it's like watching a work of art.

 

And let's not forget about the fact that cats are the ultimate stress relievers. Like, after a long day of dealing with gym class and all the drama that comes with it, there's nothing better than coming home to a snuggly little kitty who just wants to cuddle with you and purr in your ear.

 

So yeah, you guys, cats are totally superior to gym class in every way. They're cuter, calmer, and way better at yoga. Plus, they're the ultimate stress relievers! Who needs gym class when you have a furry little friend to hang out with?

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Cats don't really get you in shape though do they? 

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Gym class?? None of us are in high school wdym gym class lmfao 

 Also this is def an AI writing this 

last edit on 5/10/2023 12:18:12 AM
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Blanc said: 

Gym class?? None of us are in high school wdym gym class lmfao 

 Also this is def an AI writing this 

Yet it is a human posting it, giving some level of irony. 

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