Oh my gosh, like, let me tell you the whole story about finding my keys was, like, such a drama. I mean, seriously, it took me, like, forever to find them! And these keys, like, have been with me for so long, they're practically like family. I've had them since, like, before I even met my BFFs. That's, like, a super long time!

 

So anyway, these keys are, like, this totally cute bright pink color that I chose myself because I wanted them to be totally me. But, now that I'm looking for them, I'm starting to think that maybe I should have gone for something a little more, like, practical. I mean, how hard can it be to lose a set of keys that's so bright and pink?

 

I start searching all over my house, like a total maniac, and I swear I can hear the clock ticking and I feel like time is running out. I put my hands in my hair and start pulling it out of frustration, trying to remember where the heck I put those keys.

 

I search under the couch and lift up every single cushion, but the keys aren't there. I check the back corner of the couch, but no luck. Then I move onto the next piece of furniture, and lift the pillow off the couch, but still no keys.

 

I'm, like, seriously starting to lose my mind at this point, but I keep searching. I check the kitchen counter, my bedroom, the bathroom, but still no keys.

 

Finally, after what feels like forever, I spot a glimmer of pink out of the corner of my eye, and there they are, in this pocket that I totally forgot about between my knees. Like, how did they even get there? I let out this big sigh of relief, but also a little bit of annoyance that they were in such a weird spot.

 

But hey, at least I found them, right? Now, I can finally get on with my day, and, like, I won't have to worry about losing them again anytime soon.