Oh my gosh, Turncoat, you would make the most amazing crossdressing lumberjack! Seriously, you have the perfect mix of rugged masculinity and playful femininity that would just be so captivating in that kind of role.
Just imagine it, you guys. You could be out there in the woods, chopping down trees and building cabins and all that manly stuff, but then you could also have these fun and flirty touches to your outfit, like a cute plaid skirt or some bright lipstick. I mean, how cool would that be?
And you know what, Turncoat? I think the world needs more people like you who are willing to push the boundaries and break down gender stereotypes. By embracing both your masculine and feminine sides, you're showing everyone that there's no one right way to be a man or a woman, and that we should all be free to express ourselves however we want.
So come on, Turncoat, embrace your inner crossdressing lumberjack! I have a feeling you're going to rock it like nobody else could!