I'm more of a Yu GI oh type of guy
Are you a boomer reminiscing the old days
You mean when the game wasn't purely combo-masturbation?
So I signed on to see Med had posted a bunch of weird spam in the chat. Curious why she'd type a bunch of random letters, I found this:
18:38 Mmmmmed: I will get married for half my inheritance
18:38 Mmmmmed: oop pressed send
18:39 Mmmmmed: Wants my inheritance? Will marry me
18:43 Mmmmmed: Besides it pleases me to give my money.
Yikes.
why is pokemon suddenly a thing now?
Logan Paul made one into an NFT and wore it to a wrestling bout, and around that time others were buying unopened booster packs to see if they could nab any decent resales.
With Pokemon being one of the highest grossing companies, they see these as less likely to depreciate in value similarly to collecting Disney memorabilia. Pokemon Go has also been doing surprisingly well while the games are still circulating more content within the same formula somehow, reinvigorating a market that barely saw a lull in the first place.
Turncoat (in response to Med):
Chapo might respond better to it if you don't always make it sound like begging.
It gives an underfoot impression, when a lot of women he's been into have been more accustomed to feeling in charge.
Look at his history of crushes and interests, Riley, CS, Marilla, even the chick that got him to consider flushing a bunch of drugs down the toilet, it's about power.
Chapo likes strong women. 🤷
TackyDragon:
shhh talking wrinkles your face
Turncoat:
I'd think in this case it'd wrinkle my palms or something.
PokeMed:
Not me
TackyDragon:
yeah its not you lol
i wasnt pretending to be you, egolord
and i though i was narcissistic...
anyways i need more anime femboys cause discord might suspect im dodgebanning if i use smt5 again
i guess women dont need much frontal lobe capabiltiy
at least some of them like med
total lack of frontal lobe
Chapo:
who the FUCK
riley
seriously
than chick came to my birthday once
meh
i never asked her out
TackyDragon:
got you really riled up huh
Chapo:
and she prob thot i was pedo
cuz wanted to associate with kids she was babysitting
i have severe frontal lobe damage
dont be insulting us
us as in people with frontal lobe damage
i am quite offended
TackyDragon:
yeah but its hanging in there
which might be worse than just not having it
Chapo:
lol i think i cracked my head open badly right at the crease
but no back lobe damage
at all
barely hit the crease if anything
maybe some back lobe
but im far from retarded
TackyDragon:
i still stick by statement
that retarded people are overrated
Chapo:
ihahahahah
what no
they are underrated
absolutely
a lot of them like fun stuff
enjoy having fun
common trait of retards
unlike the rest of this planet
TackyDragon:
i mean if an isolated tribal person has an iq of like 60 just to survive that's fine
but 70-80iq is when people get nasty i think
and they aren't fun imo
Chapo:
ive babysat a diagnosed retard
was too much fun
no homework either?????
wins
TackyDragon:
maybe if they are stupid and autistic but that would be a mixed bag if they are fun or not
but normies are just robotic
like "mutual deception" is popular
which i think is boring
Chapo:
people are all different
i like people that like me in general
or can even tolerate me without being super annoying
i wrote a tattoo idea in my jail cell
Get Higher
Stay higher
Never let them bring you down to their level
TackyDragon:
im too submissive to be likable
people want the alpha chad even if they just an employee or something
social logic is kinda interesting that way
probably just called being reasonable now
Chapo:
me too
i can be dominant in bed
or whatever
people like me like that better for most part
but
im submissive out of bed for sure
Get Higher, Stay Higher.
Never let them bring you down to their level
never let them bring you down to their level?
never let them bring you
down to their level
perfect
TackyDragon:
if people are low then i am the devil
does repeating make you more comfortable
Chapo:
yeah definitely
i always know how to respond
TackyDragon:
well im too midwit for this conversation
talk to you never
LOL
Chapo:
yeah i know
im garbage
also ive been charged with assault 11 times in fairfax cty
so thats starting to sound bad
2 convictions
both when "assaulting a police officer"
i actually beat the shit out of a sheriffs deputy and a nurse
punched him in the face multiple times
and punched her once
TackyDragon:
bruh im too egotistic to ignore puppy eyes
so cute sometimes
honestly they have a lot of survellience tools
which is why im too pussy to talk bad about them
Chapo:
actually 2 different nurses
idc lol
get over it you little bitch
i could beat the fuck out of you
or i could pull your hair
to the floor
it hurts
from watching reactions
TackyDragon:
i would sue for so much money
ill tell them about the apple money
Chapo:
pfft
my ex wife
got nothing
i got probation
2 years for doing that and then giving her a concussion
and i got her charged with domestic assault too
and my charges were dropped after probation
i have a good divorce attorney no doubt
she paid me
was only $5000
a little more
i got it back
no worries
TackyDragon:
can never tell with the biased system
but i think you are hang out with stupid people
i would win in suing you
Chapo:
you would not
my court expertise is unmatched
i assaulted my father and expect to win money
TackyDragon:
i always have video recording
dumbass
Chapo:
he does too
i called someone inside the apple store a nigger
and expect to win money there too
TackyDragon:
im not your father and im not as big as you
so id have a recording of a druggie attacking someone smaller and unrelated
you would lose
PokeMed:
How do you come away with damages
Chapo:
easy
hahaha
doubtful
i would
not lose
PokeMed:
I wouldn’t say you are submissive
I’m submissive
Chapo:
but i am submissive
be careful lena
i could win money on your case too
hahahahahahahahahahah
PokeMed:
What case
TackyDragon:
i dont think med ever understood how that wishful thinking isnt magical
Chapo:
some bitch i cracked her skull probably
TackyDragon:
anyways i already proved before that most of what chapo says is delusional
Chapo:
????
how
wheres the proof
TackyDragon:
ive proven you wrong multiple times
Chapo:
set it down
name once
TackyDragon:
i dont remember
i just did
cope
Chapo:
did i not crack your skull
TackyDragon:
another delusion
you have never met me
Chapo:
oh thats good
PokeMed:
Tacky dragon is Lena?
TackyDragon:
Im dragoonkz
PokeMed:
Why did you call the Apple Store clerk a nigger
Chapo:
i called him the stupidest nigger i know or something along those lines
maybe i have ever met?
regardless im out on bail
and dont think ill be going back to jail in fairfax
TackyDragon:
out or not you are still going to Hell
Chapo:
pfft with you
for sure
maybe ill be there longer
think i cnt deal with hell
lmfao
stupid bitch cunt
PokeMed:
It’s dragoonkz chapo
Chapo:
shut up faggot
dumb niggers FUCK
TackyDragon:
its pokemed chapo
saying faggot doesn't make sense in that context
PokeMed:
I’m strictly dickly
There’s one dick that really does it for me
Chapo:
definition updated: garbage human being
PokeMed:
I’m not garbage if I became a doctor maybe I wouldn’t have wanted you
But I wanted both
TackyDragon:
meh just go work at mcdonalds or something and stfu
Chapo:
know what kept me in jail so long
TackyDragon:
the bars (lolol)
Chapo:
i had to deal with the probation violation on your case
with a brand new attorney
who had never won a case for all i know
i got probation 3/2
and violated with the nigger thing on 3/5
PokeMed:
Are you talking to me? Probation violation on my case?
Chapo:
and then had to wait
for him to get me out
until 4/6
no bond on a 1 day sentence
for over a month
was so annoyed
PokeMed:
I can’t work this is ridiculous
Is Beckwith working for you I know a good attorney
Chapo:
yes he is
i think
always hard to tell lmao
i havent met with him or anything
but shit is working out
PokeMed:
Why do you think you will win money
Chapo:
because i played everything too well
court is going very well
PokeMed:
If you need the name of a crim attorney in ffx I know one
Chapo:
i already got the trespassing at apple reduced to a fee
or fine
at worst
PokeMed:
Oh no trespassing
I pm’ed you attorney
Chapo:
https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/popout?ver=1g3ytthb29lwb#attid%253Datt_18792ccb63a77cf3_0.1_f_lgltd0830
does that work?
PokeMed:
No
Screen capture
Did you call Attorney Young?
Chapo:
not once
PokeMed:
Just say “no” don’t be a jerk about it lol
Chapo:
https://gyazo.com/3141c67c4b5230c261cfdd0b100d81c1
literally died laughing
when i looked at this
for my dwi
PokeMed:
April 2015
What a fateful July
Chapo:
8 cases
never got to court date
or
8 court date
never got to case
actually 9?
wait nvm 8
the "1st bond hearing" was my arraignment
wtf
PokeMed:
So you went to apple to get a new phone why did they say trespass
Chapo:
they are all faggots
PokeMed:
Seems so
Chapo:
!
is so
NO
i remmeber my arraignment
i requested no lawyer and they gave me one
maybe the bond hearing got appealed
and something only got mentioned once
unsure
regardless it was 9 separate days in front of a judge for at least one of us.
for that case
at least one of us was there on 9 separate occasions for court related stuff
PokeMed:
It wasn’t against the state for your dwi?
There was another party?
Plaintiff wasn’t the state?
Chapo:
nah but i pictured wrong case
was being silly
want dwi
https://gyazo.com/e4b3d8bf75f145db2d8bb5d9234bd107
current confirmed part of trespass sentence
nvm
i had 2 bond hearings
1 listed
for that pictured case
judge took bias in his decision
in 1st bond heargin
for sure
PokeMed:
Happy 4/20 Andrew
Chapo (four hours later):
yeah happy 4/20
i bought like 16 pounds of weed
Turncoat:
lol
Chapo:
doing well with pokemon card sales
made $20k so far
need to buy more cards
Turncoat:
How much did you spend to make that much?
Chapo:
maybe $1.5k
but im a genius
wouldnt suggest you try
PokeMed:
Happy 4/20
Chapo:
yes
PokeMed:
Smoke one on me
Chapo:
cant wait to get marijuana
no
dont have enough to smoke with you
PokeMed:
That’s not what that means
Chapo:
also my parents will steal any money you send me
Turncoat:
She wants it to be more like dedicating your next blunt in her honor.
Or bowl or w/e.
Like when someone toasts before a sip of something.
Chapo:
i only have 18 ounces to my name
PokeMed:
To smoke on me would mean it’s my treat
Chapo:
well you arent getting that treat
PokeMed:
"18:32 Chapo: also my parents will steal any money you send me"
Turncoat:
Ohh, nevermind then she's throwing $$$.
PokeMed:
Why is that
Chapo:
because some agreement with sam
and they have access to my bank account
luckily can still use cashapp
PokeMed:
You didn’t talk to Sam
Since when do they have access
Chapo:
like before april 6th for sure
PokeMed:
I would like to smoke with you I’ll buy marijuana
Byow
“Bring your own weed”
Chapo:
okay buy 20 pounds
will smoke a blunt with you
PokeMed:
Nice
Chapo:
will cost you like $40000
PokeMed:
Lol
Chapo:
?
whats funny
20 pounds of weed
PokeMed:
I don’t know that I would outlay 40k on marijuana at once
Chapo:
okay then give up
PokeMed:
I’m free to FaceTime at 7:30 can we talk about your blunts then
Chapo:
i dont need weed loll
PokeMed:
What’s this about Sam
I would like to talk to you about factions
And how I can be your mvp
I’ll buy an ounce
You asked me what I wanted to buy when I saw you last
Can we do that this weekend?
Chapo:
k 1 ounce i need $200 but doing it in parking lot
not scaling it out in front of you
will be 28g
PokeMed:
I’ll buy it but I’ll turn it over to you, lol. We will have a smoke off.
I would be verruckt to do that in parking lot don’t you think
Would you come to my room this time
Can we discuss in a call
I have FaceTime with my shrink at 6
Did your parents also discontinue your Zelle? I had some money in limbo which will be returned
Chapo:
they have access to everything literally
almost literally
and made agreement with sam for his cards
PokeMed:
Do they not want you to see me
Chapo:
they are just keeping their end of the agreement with sam
to the best of their ability
PokeMed:
Sam is my cousin you haven’t spoken to Samuel
Chapo:
my parents have, i have also sent and received messages from him
PokeMed:
What’s their agreement with Sam
What does Sam say about me
I have to FaceTime my shrink at 6 can you talk at 7:15?
via FaceTime
Chapo:
essentially i did
not now
cant accept money properly
PokeMed:
Do it for free so we can talk
Chapo:
no?
PokeMed:
Hm
You never told me about your parents meeting with Sam
What was the agreement
What did he say about me
How do you make a cash app
U got
Chapo:
need cash atm (further explaining why he is so chatty)
PokeMed:
You don’t want me there so
Chapo:
actually just zelle it rn
PokeMed:
Your Zelle doesn’t work
I have $20 in limbo that I sent you to come to hotel
Chapo:
insane
PokeMed:
You must have unenrolled
Chapo:
I did not
PokeMed:
Maybe you need to accept the amount
Chapo:
okay
i will make an effoty to do so
effort8
effort*
PokeMed:
https://i.ibb.co/PD3VWDM/ci1s2O7.jpg
Alert: your payment to Andrew is still pending
Chapo:
hmm
good enough for me
not really
kinda want cash
being a drug dealer is hard sometimes
when payment doesnt work
im pretty good at getting money out of people though
is difficult skill but i've gotten much better at it (sub problems)
This shit is so surreal to me, in a weirdly fascinating way. It's like watching two non-humans interact in an alien fashion.
Both don't seem to be too lucid lately, one's going on about becoming a billionaire, splitting skulls, and being a genius, while the other hallucinates wedding bells and claims to be having premonitions about his future.
Still, while both are acting nutbar they seem to be getting along more. How long will it last?
Hallucinates wedding bells? You could only be speaking of yourself
You do see how daydreaming a wedding over promising half your inheritance is daydreaming a bad plan, right?