The following is for a reason.
Part 1.
Tc sat there. Wishing for a shart. He wished for a shart in his heart, that him and the shart would never be apart.
Suddenly he heart some scatting. "Scoo ba deeba bop bop scooba da Dee" he tuned into the beautiful music, as he slowly shat his pants with glee. And so he began to scat as well. He scat as he shat and he shat as he scat.
"Cooba doona dooba poopa doopada Dee" PFFFFFFFFT "scooba scat rata ta-da tada da bee" PFFFFFFFFFFT "SCOOBA LOOBA POOOOOOOOOOPA POOP TURD DABA DEE" PFFFFFFT "I'm shitting as I'm scatting and the scatter is me" PFFFFFFFFFFT
he went to look out to see where the scatting that inspired him to a creation of such glorious music was.
And there in the void, he did in fact see floating around in a dress of brilliant green and purple, Alice.
"SCOOBA dooba dooba dooba dada Dee, SCOOBA duba duba duba SCOOBA duba la Dee, a SCOOBA dooba dooba SCOOBA SCOOBA doop Dee, aba SCOOBA doopa duba scoop de loop doob Dee."
And behind her was a golden toilet following her with brilliant glowing angelic wings. It was covered in plastic purple sparkling rhinestones.
And out of the toilet was coming beautiful music.
An echoing deep sort of chorus to go with the scatting.
A sort of "HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
The toilet sounded bigger on the inside with it's echos than it appeared to be on the outside.
