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Rank the sportiest members on SC


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Rank sportiest members on SC

1. Xena
2. Jabba the hutt
3. ThrillKill
4. Good
5. Dragoonkz
6. Jim
7. Friedrich
9. Good
10. TC
11. Buttered Toast
12 Peach
13 Alice
14 Applegenius
15 Chapo
16 PastelPink
17 Chaotik
18 ButteredToast
19 Allure
20 Edvard
22 Usain Bolt
23 Some Janitor guy

Indeed, to be sporty, we need to take a look at all aspects of sports

1. Ambition (it's important to be ambitious and to have motivation)
2. Knowledge of sports (it's important to know what the rules are)
3. Success in sports (how you have fared so far)
4. Hemoglobin levels (these are important for oxygen)
5. Doping chances
6. Ability to work the system
7. Ability to capture balls
8. Intelligence
9. EQ
10. Success in other areas of life
11. Money (how can you travel if you don't have money)

Now you might think, wait, why is there Jabba the Hutt there?

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Well, let me tell you, son, Jabba the Hutt has potential and would dominate all of sports if given the chance. Let's take a look at everything that makes a person sporty in more detail, and see what we find out about Jabba the hutt, shall we?

1. Ambition (it's important to be ambitious and to have motivation)
Ran literally an inter-galactic space mafia. 10/10
2. Knowledge of sports (it's important to know what the rules are)
Here he is a bit weaker, because he's never watched sports.
3. Success in sports (how you have fared so far)
Again, a bit weaker, because he's a fatass that can't move.
4. Hemoglobin levels (these are important for oxygen)
Literally an alien with extraordinary hemoglobin levels developed by living on Tatooine. 10/10
5. Doping chances
Has enough money and resources to dope all he wants without getting caught. 10/10
6. Ability to work the system
Literally a mafia boss, a lot of experience. 10/10
7. Ability to capture balls
He captured Han Solo, who says he can't capture balls, too? He did fuck things up a bit in the end so let's take off one point. 9/10
8. Intelligence
Literally an alien mastermind who runs space Mafia. 10/10
9. EQ
High EQ demonstrated by keeping his minions in check while being a fatass slug. You gotta be good at diplomacy. 10/10
10. Success in other areas of life
Super successful until asshole Luke Skywalker came to fuck things up for him. 9/10
11. Money (how can you travel if you don't have money)
Has shit-ton of money and can fund his travel to the world cup. 10/10

So yeah, Jabba the Hutt is better at sports than all of you.  Who woulda known, I always thought before he was not so sporty, it was such a surprise when I found out he is so sporty, after all.

last edit on 3/9/2023 3:30:20 PM
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Is nobody willing to rank the SC members?

In that case:

Winner: Xena

Silver medal: Jabba the hutt

Bronze:ThrillKill

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Still coping I see.

I'm a Miami Dolphins kind of guy.

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Rank sportiest members on SC

1. Xena
2. Jabba the hutt
3. ThrillKill
4. Good
5. Dragoonkz
6. Jim
7. Friedrich
9. Good
10. TC
11. Buttered Toast
12 Peach
13 Alice
14 Applegenius
15 Chapo
16 PastelPink
17 Chaotik
18 ButteredToast
19 Allure
20 Edvard
22 Usain Bolt
23 Some Janitor guy

Indeed, to be sporty, we need to take a look at all aspects of sports

1. Ambition (it's important to be ambitious and to have motivation)
2. Knowledge of sports (it's important to know what the rules are)
3. Success in sports (how you have fared so far)
4. Hemoglobin levels (these are important for oxygen)
5. Doping chances
6. Ability to work the system
7. Ability to capture balls
8. Intelligence
9. EQ
10. Success in other areas of life
11. Money (how can you travel if you don't have money)

 

How is athleticism not one of the criteria? I disagree that the list you have created correlates to "sportiness".

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How is athleticism not one of the criteria? I disagree that the list you have created correlates to "sportiness".

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I'm more wondering about why Good is both 4th and 9th place. 

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1. Ambition (it's important to be ambitious and to have motivation)

2. Knowledge of sports (it's important to know what the rules are)
3. Success in sports (how you have fared so far)
4. Hemoglobin levels (these are important for oxygen)
5. Doping chances
6. Ability to work the system
7. Ability to capture balls
8. Intelligence
9. EQ
10. Success in other areas of life
11. Money (how can you travel if you don't have money)

How is athleticism not one of the criteria? I disagree that the list you have created correlates to "sportiness".

Well, it is one aspect of sportiness.

So what part do you think does not correlate with sportiness?

Hemoglobin levels? If you had two copies of Usain Bolt and one had very high hemoglobin and one had very low hemoblogin, which one would win in a 100m dash?

How about EQ? If you had two copies of Usain Bolt, one had low EQ, and one had high EQ, which one do you think would end up getting more opportunities to advance in sports?

How about money? Do you think Usain Bolt with less resources would be better than Usain Bolt with more resources, better equipment, better coach, better everything, would win?

They all correlate.

 

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I'm more wondering about why Good is both 4th and 9th place.

No I was using "sporty" in the context of being good at sports.

Good is both 4th and 9th place because he is sometimes very good at sometimes very bad at sports.

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I was in special Olympics, have won gold and silver and bronze, I have done races and javelin throwing and frisbee, I have swam amazingly long distances for fun, I walk about four miles a day sometimes eight, and I have also won silver and gold in horseback riding. I have played soccer, bowling, capture the flag, competitive swimming, baseball, softball, foot ball, dodgeball and more, and I use my jump rope almost every day. I go hiking for long distances in insane places and have done quite a bit of mountain climbing. I have also gone cave exploring and (as many remember lmfao) paddle boarding. I also have been taking a surfing lesson or two. I have also auditioned for American idol though that isn't a sport per say, and I have also done live performances dancing Many times and dancing is a sport. I also LOVE to rock climb and snorkel and have gone scuba diving. I can also play two instruments, the thumb piano and the bongos. I have done liver performances singing multiple multiple multiple times.

My aunt is a famous writer and I have helped her with many of her fantasy novels.

Many people here do not know me well. 

My eq is not the best but it is improving quickly at a drastic rate and I am beating my personal best. 

My IQ? None of you would believe me. 

I have also won national prizes both first and second place in various art contests and a Lego competition, and I am trained in opera and have done live performances. 

I also have completed various courses in botany and have certifications that could qualify me as a health coach as well as herbology. 

I also am very skilled and trained with Photoshop and have even tricker some establishments to my favor with such which was very very difficult to do. 

Not to mention I am involved in local politics quite a bit in the background here today hehehe ;) 

I was assessed to be college level in reading while I was in elementary school in second grade. 

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last edit on 3/10/2023 11:09:27 PM
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Delora said: 

I was in special Olympics, have won gold and silver and bronze, I have done races and javelin throwing and frisbee, I have swam amazingly long distances for fun, I walk about four miles a day sometimes eight, and I have also won silver and gold in horseback riding. I have played soccer, bowling, capture the flag, competitive swimming, baseball, softball, foot ball, dodgeball and more, and I use my jump rope almost every day. I go hiking for long distances in insane places and have done quite a bit of mountain climbing. I have also gone cave exploring and (as many remember lmfao) paddle boarding. I also have been taking a surfing lesson or two. I have also auditioned for American idol though that isn't a sport per day, and I have also done live performances dancing Many times and dancing is a sport. I also LOVE to rock climb and snorkel and have gone scuba diving.

Many people here do not know me well. 

 That's very impressive. I am a long distance trekker and explorer myself.  I walk about 20 miles a day in all seasons, even in 3 feet of snow, and have covered 50 miles 2 hours short of breaking a record at 14 hours on a trial I can not name here. I'm not talking about walking trails. I'm talking about navigating vast spans of wilderness while studying botany and searching/mapping rare species.  One thing I can not do is swim long distance. I find that rather impressive.

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Oh I forgot to mention I own savings I won't put here, stock, I just made 300$ with Hallmark stock, I own land in Hawaii, I know both English and Yiddish as well as some Hawaiian, and I have rare extinct dinosaur fossils Worth thousands and live in Hawaii 

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FOTS said: 
Delora said: 

I was in special Olympics, have won gold and silver and bronze, I have done races and javelin throwing and frisbee, I have swam amazingly long distances for fun, I walk about four miles a day sometimes eight, and I have also won silver and gold in horseback riding. I have played soccer, bowling, capture the flag, competitive swimming, baseball, softball, foot ball, dodgeball and more, and I use my jump rope almost every day. I go hiking for long distances in insane places and have done quite a bit of mountain climbing. I have also gone cave exploring and (as many remember lmfao) paddle boarding. I also have been taking a surfing lesson or two. I have also auditioned for American idol though that isn't a sport per day, and I have also done live performances dancing Many times and dancing is a sport. I also LOVE to rock climb and snorkel and have gone scuba diving.

Many people here do not know me well. 

 That's very impressive. I am a long distance trekker and explorer myself.  I walk about 20 miles a day in all seasons, even in 3 feet of snow, and have covered 50 miles 2 hours short of breaking a record at 14 hours on a trial I can not name here. I'm not talking about walking trails. I'm talking about navigating vast spans of wilderness while studying botany and searching/mapping rare species.  One thing I can not do is swim long distance. I find that rather impressive.

 Ty wow that's amazing! You are quite impressive btw!

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