Rank sportiest members on SC
1. Xena
2. Jabba the hutt
3. ThrillKill
4. Good
5. Dragoonkz
6. Jim
7. Friedrich
9. Good
10. TC
11. Buttered Toast
12 Peach
13 Alice
14 Applegenius
15 Chapo
16 PastelPink
17 Chaotik
18 ButteredToast
19 Allure
20 Edvard
22 Usain Bolt
23 Some Janitor guy
Indeed, to be sporty, we need to take a look at all aspects of sports
1. Ambition (it's important to be ambitious and to have motivation)
2. Knowledge of sports (it's important to know what the rules are)
3. Success in sports (how you have fared so far)
4. Hemoglobin levels (these are important for oxygen)
5. Doping chances
6. Ability to work the system
7. Ability to capture balls
8. Intelligence
9. EQ
10. Success in other areas of life
11. Money (how can you travel if you don't have money)
Now you might think, wait, why is there Jabba the Hutt there?
Well, let me tell you, son, Jabba the Hutt has potential and would dominate all of sports if given the chance. Let's take a look at everything that makes a person sporty in more detail, and see what we find out about Jabba the hutt, shall we?
1. Ambition (it's important to be ambitious and to have motivation)
Ran literally an inter-galactic space mafia. 10/10
2. Knowledge of sports (it's important to know what the rules are)
Here he is a bit weaker, because he's never watched sports.
3. Success in sports (how you have fared so far)
Again, a bit weaker, because he's a fatass that can't move.
4. Hemoglobin levels (these are important for oxygen)
Literally an alien with extraordinary hemoglobin levels developed by living on Tatooine. 10/10
5. Doping chances
Has enough money and resources to dope all he wants without getting caught. 10/10
6. Ability to work the system
Literally a mafia boss, a lot of experience. 10/10
7. Ability to capture balls
He captured Han Solo, who says he can't capture balls, too? He did fuck things up a bit in the end so let's take off one point. 9/10
8. Intelligence
Literally an alien mastermind who runs space Mafia. 10/10
9. EQ
High EQ demonstrated by keeping his minions in check while being a fatass slug. You gotta be good at diplomacy. 10/10
10. Success in other areas of life
Super successful until asshole Luke Skywalker came to fuck things up for him. 9/10
11. Money (how can you travel if you don't have money)
Has shit-ton of money and can fund his travel to the world cup. 10/10
So yeah, Jabba the Hutt is better at sports than all of you. Who woulda known, I always thought before he was not so sporty, it was such a surprise when I found out he is so sporty, after all.