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dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick


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def first thing on the list is a huge dunkin iced coffee, hbu homies

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Chocolate. 

Fudge. 

Cake. 

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1 votes RE: dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick

I read a story about a guy who chose to get hanged (Not sure if that's still a thing. People were allowed to choose how they were executed in the 70s when most places still executed ppl. The Hague doesn't even hang war criminals anymore. They don't do executions smh. How is the world supposed to pay to keep all those assholes in prison?)

And before he got hanged, he wanted PRUNES lol. Prunes, oatmeal, chili and ice cream or smthg. Like large quantities of diarrhea inducing food.

I think his choice of music was Wagner's Flight of the Valkyries.

 

The poor hangman. The poor janitor lol. It must have been personal.

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0 votes RE: dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick

Chocolate. 

Fudge. 

Cake. 

 A whole cake?

Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.
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0 votes RE: dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick

Chocolate. 

Fudge. 

Cake. 

 A whole cake?

It's my last meal, why the fuck would I only get one slice? 

Death Row is the last place to worry about your weight. 

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0 votes RE: dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick

Idk ahead of time what I want to eat.

I decide that day to day, so I kinda suck at making big long term meal plans.

What seemed like a good idea 2 weeks ago doesn't always seem like a good idea after some time passes.

 

I like Italian food. Pasta, especially lasagne.

French onion soup is delicious with the swiss cheese and the dark rye goblin fart bread.

Goblin fart bread is also good for sandwiches. Ham and swiss.

I also love maple plank salmon  <3

 

Ice cream and cake or a banana split for dessert.

Chocolate sounds good  :)

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1 votes RE: dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick

A fuck off grapefruit.

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0 votes RE: dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick

Chocolate. 

Fudge. 

Cake. 

 A whole cake?

It's my last meal, why the fuck would I only get one slice? 

Death Row is the last place to worry about your weight. 

 Yeah, but how much time do you get to eat?  You might upset your tummy.

Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.
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0 votes RE: dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick

 A whole cake?

It's my last meal, why the fuck would I only get one slice? 

Death Row is the last place to worry about your weight. 

 Yeah, but how much time do you get to eat?  You might upset your tummy.

I have never had an upset stomach from desserts. 

Ever. 

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1 votes RE: dude, death row, last meal- what do u pick

I think they give you a pretty dick-move budget these days, but I'd go for that Japanese blowfish that can kill you if the sushi chef fucks it up

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