23:30 Delora: DELORA INCOMING
23:30 Delora: (wall crashes down, everything catches on fire)
23:30 Delora: (alarms go off)
23:30 Delora: (CNN arrives at the disaster)
23:31 PastelPink: Hi delora
23:31 Delora: HI PINK!
23:31 Delora: (various buildings explode in the background. The people are screaming. Delora is in a pink lolita dress splattered with blood)
23:31 PastelPink: We are sitting down for dinner ttyl
23:31 Delora: Ah okay! Ttyl!
23:33 Delora: (more screaming ensues as a space ship is now visible to pick up delora, they want her to be their queen)
23:33 Delora: (delora isn't having it and nukes the spaceship)
23:33 Delora: that's PRINCESS to YOU ALIEN BITCHES
23:33 Delora: MOTHER FUCKERS
23:34 Delora: the aliens look like pink sparkly boba hello kitties as Hatsune Miku starts singing
23:34 Delora: They all explode and their glitter kitty candy guts blow up everywhere
23:35 Delora: Delora starts shooting rainbow glitter fire out her hands and laughing maniacally
23:36 Delora: She created a wormhole via antigravitational materia harvested from a naked singularity used to stabilize a black hole thus creating a wormhole
23:37 Delora: She steps through and transforms sailer moon style in pink and purple sparkles but also grows fangs and has an AK-47
23:39 Delora: An army of pink hairless glitter RATS all wearing tiaras and shooting out rainbow stars rise from the ashes like a fallen phoenix that refuses to stay down
23:43 Delora: HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:44 Delora: *Rodger that, stand down, the woman has an ice cream cannon, I repeat, she has an ice cream cannon*
23:44 Delora: I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
23:45 Delora: The cannon fires off and iced cream coats the entire city, sprinkles and kawaii marshmallows litter the streets)
23:46 Delora: (people begin to drown in the ice cream)
23:46 Delora: WHATS WRONG TO MUCH BRAIN FREEZE?
23:47 Delora: Sirens go off and a bunch of helicopters try to pursue delora
23:47 Delora: But delora uses her princess magic to make all the helicopters turn into harmless fluffy friendly magic pink pegasai
23:48 Delora: So soft and cute
23:48 Delora: They begin to nuzzle delora lovingly as delora laughs maniacally at the disaster below as the citizens scream drowning in hello kitty candy guts and magical ice cream with marshmallows
23:49 Delora: As the rainbow glitter flames burn
23:49 Delora: Oh god, let them BURN