thanks to overwhelming demand for a practical class, we will explore the practice of making your approach more retardable
adepts in this dialogue adhere to some or most of the following patterns during conversation:
1. make it personal - whatever was said is irrelevant. this is about respect
(bonus points for personal attacks)
2. first pretend to care, then leverage everything into an opportunity to talk about yourself
3. when in doubt, feign indifference to the whole thing
4. say things like pee and poo
5. be (un)ironically racist and mysoginistic or misandrist
please add more if you can think of them
