waking up with beer shits - another reminder for my roommate that it's time to go to work. i know she brushes her teeth at the office, because her toothbrush has dried up. i wonder how it feels to be terrorised to such an extent. She will literally rather starve than be in the same space with me. i fart loudly in the common area and play 4chan webms on repeat while drinking.
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waking up with beer shits - another reminder for my roommate that it's time to go to work. i know she brushes her teeth at the office, because her toothbrush has dried up. i wonder how it feels to be terrorised to such an extent. She will literally rather starve than be in the same space with me. i fart loudly in the common area and play 4chan webms on repeat while drinking.
This reminds me of a school trip to berlin. I was in the eleventh grade. I had no friends so I was put in a room with the nerds. I asked one of them this one morning during breakfast if he had an aspirin. He said no. The next morning I found in his toilet bag aspirin which made me very angry. So I apologized during breakfast and went to our room and jacked off on his toothbrush. I only brushed off the cum from his tooth brush a little bit (not using water) so he brushed his teeth with my cum for like 4 more days. I can't say I am proud about it now but at the time it gave me a sense of power and control. What a fag, probably enjoyed it like a lollypop.
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waking up with beer shits - another reminder for my roommate that it's time to go to work. i know she brushes her teeth at the office, because her toothbrush has dried up. i wonder how it feels to be terrorised to such an extent. She will literally rather starve than be in the same space with me. i fart loudly in the common area and play 4chan webms on repeat while drinking.
This reminds me of a school trip to berlin. I was in the eleventh grade. I had no friends so I was put in a room with the nerds. I asked one of them this one morning during breakfast if he had an aspirin. He said no. The next morning I found in his toilet bag aspirin which made me very angry. So I apologized during breakfast and went to our room and jacked off on his toothbrush. I only brushed off the cum from his tooth brush a little bit (not using water) so he brushed his teeth with my cum for like 4 more days. I can't say I am proud about it now but at the time it gave me a sense of power and control. What a fag, probably enjoyed it like a lollypop.
You are so incredibly gay.
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