Well you are going to ask Chapo to come.
He will make it a financial transaction and you will really consider accepting the offer.
You will feel weird about it because you dislike that your relationship with him depends on your willingness to pay for his attention.
The amount will probably be a bit crazy at first, but you will haggle him down to something you can actually afford. Now, do you actually pay? Like before you will be concerned about getting what you intend to pay for given he's left fast with the cash previously. You will need some insurance from him that he's actually going to stay and give you what you want.
If you do not pay him you are going to be depressed around that time wondering what happened to your life. If you do pay him weeks after you will experience the same thing once the euphoria of seeing him wears off. You'll fall into sadness, talk about how much you miss your dad, pray your mother doesn't die any time soon, etc. Finally you will cope by planning your 41st birthday party.