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I have the best semen. Prove me wrong.


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conceited

last edit on 11/15/2022 11:09:44 AM
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Wiseguy said: 

conceited

 Yet not arrogant.

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Chapo said:
I have the best semen. Prove me wrong.

I bet it tastes horrible with the diet you have. 

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One of my exes cum tasted exactly like sweet dry grapefruit/ pomelo. I have never forgotten him specifically for this reason. The only good tasting one I've ever had.

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Lenalee said: 

One of my exes cum tasted exactly like sweet dry grapefruit/ pomelo.

Was he a vegetarian, or otherwise avoidant of sodium? 

The US has more salt in their food than most places, ergo eating a cumload in another country will taste better than doing it here. 

Edit: That being said, with the recent rise in meat prices in the US this is one of the best times to eat dick. 

I have never forgotten him specifically for this reason. The only good tasting one I've ever had.

Sperm has melotonin in it, promoting comfort and a restful enough state to sleep. By this data alone, Pornstars sleep better at night than we do. Pornstars in general have a surprising number of advantages from partaking in that lifestyle, such as increased physical comfort with strangers as per conditioning. 

Seriously, as science advances they are finding more and more ways to prove that eating dick is healthy. More men need to be gay in the name of wellness. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
last edit on 11/15/2022 5:56:14 PM
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Lenalee said: 

One of my exes cum tasted exactly like sweet dry grapefruit/ pomelo.

Was he a vegetarian, or otherwise avoidant of sodium? 

The US has more salt in their food than most places, ergo eating a cumload in another country will taste better than doing it here. 

Edit: That being said, with the recent rise in meat prices in the US this is one of the best times to eat dick. 

Thia man survived off of energy drinks and chicken wraps.

I have never forgotten him specifically for this reason. The only good tasting one I've ever had.

Sperm has melotonin in it, promoting comfort and a restful enough state to sleep. By this data alone, Pornstars sleep better at night than we do. Pornstars in general have a surprising number of advantages from partaking in that lifestyle, such as increased physical comfort with strangers as per conditioning. 

Source?

Seriously, as science advances they are finding more and more ways to prove that eating dick is healthy. More men need to be gay in the name of wellness. 

 They already are.

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Lenalee said: 
Lenalee said: 

One of my exes cum tasted exactly like sweet dry grapefruit/ pomelo.

Was he a vegetarian, or otherwise avoidant of sodium? 

The US has more salt in their food than most places, ergo eating a cumload in another country will taste better than doing it here. 

Edit: That being said, with the recent rise in meat prices in the US this is one of the best times to eat dick. 

Thia man survived off of energy drinks and chicken wraps.

...what the fuck? 

This dude is a prime candidate for terrible sperm flavor. Caffeine's a diuretic, it's bound to be all chunky rather than milky if he's not hydrating. While chicken is better than beef that's still bound to add to it's sodium levels. 

Edit: Wait... what energy drink was it? Maybe it had trace levels of Taurine? I'd be curious to know what energy drink is flavoring sperm, as normally people talk about how Fruit does it. 

I have never forgotten him specifically for this reason. The only good tasting one I've ever had.

Sperm has melotonin in it, promoting comfort and a restful enough state to sleep. By this data alone, Pornstars sleep better at night than we do. Pornstars in general have a surprising number of advantages from partaking in that lifestyle, such as increased physical comfort with strangers as per conditioning. 

Source?

I've had to google "why sperm is good for you" multiple times to be facetious in arguments, there's tons just google it. 

Seriously, as science advances they are finding more and more ways to prove that eating dick is healthy. More men need to be gay in the name of wellness. 

 They already are.

Not enough, not enough. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
last edit on 11/15/2022 6:14:36 PM
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Lenalee said: 
Lenalee said: 

One of my exes cum tasted exactly like sweet dry grapefruit/ pomelo.

Was he a vegetarian, or otherwise avoidant of sodium? 

The US has more salt in their food than most places, ergo eating a cumload in another country will taste better than doing it here. 

Edit: That being said, with the recent rise in meat prices in the US this is one of the best times to eat dick. 

Thia man survived off of energy drinks and chicken wraps.

...what the fuck? 

This dude is a prime candidate for terrible sperm flavor. Caffeine's a diuretic, it's bound to be all chunky rather than milky if he's not hydrating. While chicken is better than beef that's still bound to add to it's sodium levels. 

Edit: Wait... what energy drink was it? Maybe it had trace levels of Taurine? I'd be curious to know what energy drink is flavoring sperm, as normally people talk about how Fruit does it. 

Possibly? It was whipped orange rockstar drink.

I have never forgotten him specifically for this reason. The only good tasting one I've ever had.

Sperm has melotonin in it, promoting comfort and a restful enough state to sleep. By this data alone, Pornstars sleep better at night than we do. Pornstars in general have a surprising number of advantages from partaking in that lifestyle, such as increased physical comfort with strangers as per conditioning. 

Source?

I've had to google "why sperm is good for you" multiple times to be facetious in arguments, there's tons just google it. 

I meant about the pornstars 

Seriously, as science advances they are finding more and more ways to prove that eating dick is healthy. More men need to be gay in the name of wellness. 

 They already are.

Not enough, not enough. 

 Performative heterosexuality will die soon

Posts: 33415
0 votes RE: I have the best semen. Prove me wrong.
Lenalee said: 
Lenalee said: 
Lenalee said: 

One of my exes cum tasted exactly like sweet dry grapefruit/ pomelo.

Was he a vegetarian, or otherwise avoidant of sodium? 

The US has more salt in their food than most places, ergo eating a cumload in another country will taste better than doing it here. 

Edit: That being said, with the recent rise in meat prices in the US this is one of the best times to eat dick. 

Thia man survived off of energy drinks and chicken wraps.

...what the fuck? 

This dude is a prime candidate for terrible sperm flavor. Caffeine's a diuretic, it's bound to be all chunky rather than milky if he's not hydrating. While chicken is better than beef that's still bound to add to it's sodium levels. 

Edit: Wait... what energy drink was it? Maybe it had trace levels of Taurine? I'd be curious to know what energy drink is flavoring sperm, as normally people talk about how Fruit does it. 

Possibly? It was whipped orange rockstar drink.

This one? 

Edit: Nope, this one

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These B-vitamin counts are pretty high*? How many of these was he drinking on the daily? 

Edit: Omg they're even higher. 

I have never forgotten him specifically for this reason. The only good tasting one I've ever had.

Sperm has melotonin in it, promoting comfort and a restful enough state to sleep. By this data alone, Pornstars sleep better at night than we do. Pornstars in general have a surprising number of advantages from partaking in that lifestyle, such as increased physical comfort with strangers as per conditioning. 

Source?

I've had to google "why sperm is good for you" multiple times to be facetious in arguments, there's tons just google it. 

I meant about the pornstars 

Oh, that'd be me digging up multiple sources rather than just one (and the point's supplementary to whatever lives they lead that had them take up porn in the first place). 

Seriously, as science advances they are finding more and more ways to prove that eating dick is healthy. More men need to be gay in the name of wellness. 

 They already are.

Not enough, not enough. 

Performative heterosexuality will die soon

There need to be more dicks in the media to fix the conditioned aversion against them. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
last edit on 11/15/2022 6:28:21 PM
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