the repressed me wants to be the person that goes around farting on people irl like the prank youtube videos but it actually be real farts  :p  like real big smelly ones  :p  (I definitely would need to change my diet to be the most fart inducing as possible to get the full enjoyment if I was to go down this path but yeah,  I do not fart that much irl presently but if I encouraged it I could possibly dominate the world through farting power alone)