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my actual list of requirements for myself being someone's girlfriend


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or even their friend if I have developed feelings and want to be that person's girlfriend  (to save from heartbreak and feeling annoyed)  the person that I am the girlfriend of is required to have these traits:

 

1. feels desire to listen to me and help me out and acts on those desires

2. treats me with respect and as an equal and wants to share their life and resources with me and live with me in real life  (respect includes a serious attempt at refraining from triggering depression and anger-  criticism should be genuinely realistically achievable based on what I say that I am and am not capable of and respectful of my boundaries and limits and constructive)

 

 

last edit on 9/29/2022 4:55:03 AM
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0 votes RE: my actual list of requirements for myself being someone's girlf...

^  umm  I messed up this new post these are the two main requirements

 

 

last edit on 9/29/2022 5:04:24 AM
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0 votes RE: my actual list of requirements for myself being someone's girlf...

or even their friend

Okay then lets give this a look, as I feel like we're at least friendly or familiar even if you wouldn't call me a friend. 

At the very least it might help refine the list further. 

1. feels desire to listen to me

Okay been doing that one, but you seem to hate it? 

and help me out

The only help you want is enabling, you've had help that you have otherwise rejected over how it wasn't on the same wavelength or whatever. 

and acts on those desires

I'd think it'd be more mean than anything to enable your delusions, wouldn't someone who cares be trying for reality checks or at the very least an honest presentation of their concerns or divergences in opinion? 

2. treats me with respect and as an equal

Easy to do when we're all worthless (self included). 

I see honesty as showing respect, while I see playing along like how someone treats a child. Even the whole "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all" rule is overt omission. 

and wants to share their life and resources with me and live with me in real life

Be honest, with how often you talk about shit and farts how smelly is your home? 

(respect includes a serious attempt at refraining from triggering depression and anger-  criticism should be genuinely realistically achievable based on what I say that I am and am not capable of and respectful of my boundaries and limits and constructive)

Examples? 

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last edit on 9/29/2022 1:42:52 PM
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0 votes RE: my actual list of requirements for myself being someone's girlf...

or even their friend

Okay then lets give this a look, as I feel like we're at least friendly or familiar even if you wouldn't call me a friend. 

At the very least it might help refine the list further. 

1. feels desire to listen to me

Okay been doing that one, but you seem to hate it? 

and help me out

The only help you want is enabling, you've had help that you have otherwise rejected over how it wasn't on the same wavelength or whatever. 

and acts on those desires

I'd think it'd be more mean than anything to enable your delusions, wouldn't someone who cares be trying for reality checks or at the very least an honest presentation of their concerns or divergences in opinion? 

2. treats me with respect and as an equal

Easy to do when we're all worthless (self included). 

I see honesty as showing respect, while I see playing along like how someone treats a child. Even the whole "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all" rule is overt omission. 

and wants to share their life and resources with me and live with me in real life

Be honest, with how often you talk about shit and farts how smelly is your home? 

(respect includes a serious attempt at refraining from triggering depression and anger-  criticism should be genuinely realistically achievable based on what I say that I am and am not capable of and respectful of my boundaries and limits and constructive)

Examples? 

 

I do not want to be your friend because you behave toxically so often,  and also I never do any weird poop stuff irl and never talk about it and I am quite polite and respectful to people In real life

 

 

last edit on 9/29/2022 2:37:44 PM
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0 votes RE: my actual list of requirements for myself being someone's girlf...

or even their friend

Okay then lets give this a look, as I feel like we're at least friendly or familiar even if you wouldn't call me a friend. 

At the very least it might help refine the list further. 

1. feels desire to listen to me

Okay been doing that one, but you seem to hate it? 

and help me out

The only help you want is enabling, you've had help that you have otherwise rejected over how it wasn't on the same wavelength or whatever. 

and acts on those desires

I'd think it'd be more mean than anything to enable your delusions, wouldn't someone who cares be trying for reality checks or at the very least an honest presentation of their concerns or divergences in opinion? 

2. treats me with respect and as an equal

Easy to do when we're all worthless (self included). 

I see honesty as showing respect, while I see playing along like how someone treats a child. Even the whole "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all" rule is overt omission. 

and wants to share their life and resources with me and live with me in real life

Be honest, with how often you talk about shit and farts how smelly is your home? 

(respect includes a serious attempt at refraining from triggering depression and anger-  criticism should be genuinely realistically achievable based on what I say that I am and am not capable of and respectful of my boundaries and limits and constructive)

Examples? 

I do not want to be your friend because you behave toxically so often

Yet you've called me a friend over how I actually pay attention to you, and when I stop responding to you you begin to bring me up more often. 

No backsies. 😋

,  and also I never do any weird poop stuff irl and never talk about it and I am quite polite and respectful to people In real life

You're wicked constipated, the fart talk comes from somewhere, and you've admitted to clogging toilets and basically living a feast-or-famine lifestyle. You even tried to say people were going to the bathroom more when it smelled of you. 

The only thing that'd hold back talking about it is embarrassment I suspect, like when you tried to claim that you were done with it or that you were only doing it 'For Michael', but I'm thinking you must be quite smelly in person for this narrative of yours to develop. 


Did you read any of the other responses though, like the enabling claim? 

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last edit on 9/29/2022 2:44:41 PM
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0 votes RE: my actual list of requirements for myself being someone's girlf...

I consider you an acquaintance that I occasionally talk to,  pretty much everyone wants to talk to me Irl but I am an introvert and not very social and prefer to keep to myself a lot more than people would prefer,  the scat stuff was a joke to me,  none of it actually pertained to my real life lmao  If you knew me in real life you would never even imagine the word poop coming out of my mouth  (I have manners and am polite and sweet and so on)

 

 

last edit on 9/29/2022 3:01:27 PM
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0 votes RE: my actual list of requirements for myself being someone's girlf...

I consider you an acquaintance that I occasionally talk to

Works for me. 

pretty much everyone wants to talk to me Irl but I am an introvert and not very social and prefer to keep to myself a lot more than people would prefer,

How would you know that then if you aren't out there testing that? 

Or... are you? 

the scat stuff was a joke to me,  none of it actually pertained to my real life lmao

It begins to seem pathological when it's near-constant, and with how often you contradict yourself it's anyone's guess. 

If you knew me in real life you would never even imagine the word poop coming out of my mouth

I suspected a censor existed when you used to write sh*t and cr*p instead of shit and crap, and obviously this place is your outlet for things you feel the need to say but can't say out loud IRL as readily, but the things you say when presented that freedom does still show that much more of who you are. 

  (I have manners and am polite and sweet and so on)

What like 'please' and 'thank you'? 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
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