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you don't know how to roll a joint?

Friedrich said: 

updated what i did so far (i was living abroad then so it is in english because i wanted to show it to friends)

 

1. visit gay sauna x-done
2. visit swinger club
3. go diving
4. go to thailand
5. go to China
6. have proper vagina sex with a woman x-done
7. have a threesome (mmf/mmm) 
8. cuckold fuck some guys girlfriend
9. take a mudbath
10. get back waxed x-done
11. achieve attractive body that I feel comfortable with
12. have a six pack
13. get a piercing x-done
14. get a tattoo
15. shave head
16. go to lapchi
17. take cocaine
18. take heroin
19. get thai massage with someone using their feet
20. go trekking
21. go to a broadway musical
22. write a news paper article
23. grow your own food
24. get food from a dumpster and prepare a meal with it like PERSON X
25. get teeth whitened
26. go to a sauna and enjoy it x-done
27. hold a speech
28. go to california to the beach area and spend some time
29. go to san francisco
30. go to a naked beach
31. have a date x-done
32. get normal massage from a professional x-done
33. go to a spa
34. learn self hypnosis
35. learn hypnosis
36. touch a scorpion
37. pay a prostitute and only talk to her and tell her you are a very successful business man but very lonely x-done
38. have actual sex with a prostitute x-done (no intercourse)
39. own expensive suit x-done
40. go to ayahuasca shamans in peru/brazil and do a session
41. do LSD x-done
42. make my own herbal remedy such as ginger tincture for stomach problems etc x-done
43. buy and wear a cock ring x-done
44. take xtc
45. have a black friend
46. visit stonehenge
47. be a guest at someone's from couchsurfing
48. host a couchsurfer
49. learn how to roll joints
50. learn how to make roti
51. have sex with someone who could be my mother (at least 25 years older than me) x-done
52. have fish eat the dead skin from my feet (sometimes offered in big malls)
53. go to a rap concert (from an american rapper)
54. get a penis piercing
55. have sex with a porn star
56. be in a movie
57. assist in femdom
58. be in a relationship x-done
59. have two dates on one day x-done
60. drive a motorcycle
61. drive with jeep in the desert
62. have a moustache for a while (at least one and a half month) only moustache no other beard
63. do martial arts x-done
64. have a mowhawk
65. fly with a helicopter
66. have a job x-done
67. be member in a library
68. give a dinner party
69. go to a demonstration
70. run from the police
71. go to 10 different swimming halls (inside and outside, no lakes, seas etc. but public swimming pools -> Schwimmbad x-done
72. meet a famous person and have a talk
73. CENSORED
74. readall the tolkien books
75. take viagra x-done
76. visit a jungle
77. donate blood
78. buy something from a teleshop
79. win something in the lottery x-done
80. drink absinthe x-done
81. take mescaline
82. go to an openening celebration of a restaurant/cafe
83. be alone at night time on a graveyard
84. be alone at night time in a forest
85. fire a gun
86. finger a woman x-done
87. go to a disco and have a good time x-done
88. bake bread x-done
89. get in conflict with the law
90. wear bhutanese dress or scottish skirt outfit
91. have something with an irish
92. jack off a dog
93. eat something served to me on banana leaves
94. have a cocktail on a beach
95. open the door to a stranger while being shirtless
96. bake a cake (not the lemonade cake) x-done
97. volunteer for a noble cause
98. be part of an organisation
99. do a scientology personality test
100. ask in a cult person and have a talk
101. attend a mess in a black church where they sing
102. visit a ghetto in america
103. take the metro in america
104. go to a football stadium or another popular sports event depending on the culture you are living in
105. sign a petition with real name
106. support a good cause

 Lol depression when you are just 18 and hardly know shit about life but already bitching so you do a bucket list is the most whitest european thing to do

1. visit gay sauna x-done

6. have proper vagina sex with a woman x-done

How about with a man?

13. get a piercing x-done

Tongue?

14. get a tattoo

15. shave head
16. go to lapchi
17. take cocaine
18. take heroin

20. go trekking

22. write a news paper article
23. grow your own food

24. get food from a dumpster and prepare a meal with it like PERSON X

25. get teeth whitened

27. hold a speech

31. have a date x-done

35. learn hypnosis

Is this a thing?

37. pay a prostitute and only talk to her and tell her you are a very successful business man but very lonely x-done

lol dude.

45. have a black friend

51. have sex with someone who could be my mother (at least 25 years older than me) x-done

63. do martial arts x-done

83. be alone at night time on a graveyard
84. be alone at night time in a forest

92. jack off a dog

95. open the door to a stranger while being shirtless

100. ask in a cult person and have a talk
101. attend a mess in a black church where they sing

102. visit a ghetto in america
103. take the metro in america

106. support a good cause

This was cute 

My bucket list, if I had to limit down, since there's already a lot to do. The three things I can think of that I'd want to do before death.

1. Eat a bobby sands burger in Tehran.

2. Try Psychedelics.

3. Kill someone (there's a lot of potential choices floating around up here. I want to feel hot blood hit my face, I don't even need to lose my virginity, just give me this and I think I would be satisfied.)

My bucket is empty at this point.

edit lol