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What if Jesus were a Woman?


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Can you even imagine how differently The Bible would have been written, and even further how people would have responded to the same stories from a woman? 

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lol especially with how much misogyny is in the bible

 

 

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lol especially with how much misogyny is in the bible

I feel like authors would have written her as if she were a he as to not interrupt the status quo. 

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I think Jesus would be more than an A-cup, though.

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Yes, that's actually a pretty easy question.

Christianity wouldn't have lasted or if it did, would just be a very minor fling like Wicca or those other smaller ones only a few people follow.

Hold up, not being sexist and I will give a very logical answer for the WHY.

The world has always been male dominated. They were the ones who waged war and conquered. They were stronger, and usually in most cultures, the only ones allowed to have a higher degree of education.

Lot of males of that time wouldn't feel inclined to join it because men has always been the biggest symbols of divinity, and women, always being less or just beneath. It just wouldn't be attractive to a man to be in a monotheistic religion where a woman was the higher being. 

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I think Jesus would be more than an A-cup, though.

Based on what, how much Estrogen God has? 

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I think Jesus would be more than an A-cup, though.

Based on what, how much Estrogen God has? 

 At least a B-cup.

(Now imagining new versions to "Feeding the Five Thousand" and turning milk into wine and the Last Supper scenarios...  "This is my milk.  Dunk your Oreos in remembrance of me.")

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last edit on 8/18/2022 7:07:21 PM
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I think Jesus would be more than an A-cup, though.

Based on what, how much Estrogen God has? 

 At least a B-cup.

(Now imagining new versions to "Feeding the Five Thousand" and turning milk into wine and the Last Supper scenarios...  "This is my milk.  Dunk your Oreos in remembrance of me.")

Milk symbolism would be even more rampant than Spatial when he's horny in the chat. 

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lol especially with how much misogyny is in the bible

I feel like authors would have written her as if she were a he as to not interrupt the status quo. 

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 That's likely what would have happened, considering the times.  Weren't women seen as little better than property?  Marriage was more about family and business deals.  I'd have to check historical context, but it would be surprising a female Jesus would survive such insurrection and blasphemy for so long in such an environment, where stoning women was a fit punishment.

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last edit on 8/18/2022 7:20:47 PM
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lol especially with how much misogyny is in the bible

I feel like authors would have written her as if she were a he as to not interrupt the status quo. 

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 That's likely what would have happened, considering the times.  Weren't women seen as little better than property?  Marriage was more about family and business deals.  I'd have to check historical context, but it would be surprising a female Jesus would survive such insurrection and blasphemy for so long in such an environment, where stoning women was a fit punishment.

If not that, in order to be respected in such a time period a female Jesus might need to dress as a man to convince people during such a backwards time, pulling a Mulan but across the religious scene. 

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