Since you were gone I've been roleplaying like a lone disaster dad that has been taking care of our only child, that misses her mom but her (you) died after she was born. Sometimes I rewatch the VHS of us both running on the beach whilst I drink a beer. Then our little girl storms in because she can't sleep and she tells me how beautiful mommy was.
But now that you are back, this romance drama turned into a more dark comedy where I learn you were alive fooling around the world, leaving me alone to raise our kids...and now that you are back you want to get in our lives again, because now you are truly dying, from cancer.... but then I find out you don't have cancer at all and invented that just so we can accept you back. In the end we never get back and you go MIA again. However I end up hooking up with this waitress that our child also loves and we live a big happy family.
