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Aww don't hate...

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 Just because it's you, i will stomp jumping spiders with  extreme prejudice the next time I encounter one 

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Lenalee said: 

Aww don't hate...

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 Just because it's you, i will stomp jumping spiders with  extreme prejudice the next time I encounter one 

 You can try.  You will need to sleep eventually.

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I did have a spider like that once, lived on the outside of my window that my cats use to go outside. For a while no flies or other similar bugs were coming in, which was great, but then came the babies... 

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I did have a spider like that once, lived on the outside of my window that my cats use to go outside. For a while no flies or other similar bugs were coming in, which was great, but then came the babies... 

 Luring you into a false sense of security so it's babies could feast on your slumbering flesh

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Lenalee said: 

I did have a spider like that once, lived on the outside of my window that my cats use to go outside. For a while no flies or other similar bugs were coming in, which was great, but then came the babies... 

 Luring you into a false sense of security so it's babies could feast on your slumbering flesh

That is precisely how it went down, I was just that spider's milkshake. 

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Lenalee said: 

I did have a spider like that once, lived on the outside of my window that my cats use to go outside. For a while no flies or other similar bugs were coming in, which was great, but then came the babies... 

 Luring you into a false sense of security so it's babies could feast on your slumbering flesh

That is precisely how it went down, I was just that spider's milkshake. 

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We had a deal, Skinbag.

I would decimate the inferior insects that fouled your fortress and in return you would provide flesh for my young. Oath breaker! The greater Arachnids will hear of this Treachery!

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this turned from one person's pleasant spiritual awakening into an imminent fucking nightmare - thx

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I'm kinda worried about the bugs right now. Specifically the pollinators.

FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR!
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