1) SHE LOVES JESUS AND SHE TALKS ABOUT HIM
2) She makes amends to people instead of spending her time targetting and attacking everyone around her and trying to tear them down and seeing everyone as a threat (except maybe once every three months but not every single day like we do) what the heck is wrong with her STONE HER
3) She is trying to become a better person and encouraging people to seek therapy and unconditionally love themselves and other people
4) She is obese and we all know that physical exterior appearance matters more than anything else because we are completely empty and void of any genuinely good personality traits
5) She likes to poop
6) She likes talking about poop
7) She smells like poop