11:59 Chapo: im going to create a theory that nobody can disprove
11:59 Chapo: and it will make me the worlds 1st trillionaire unless one of you steal it right after I say it
12:00 Chapo: all living things on earth go to heaven
12:00 Chapo: and prison is just hell
12:01 Chapo: Now for my super bowl infomercial
12:01 Chapo: which who’ll specifically not air during half time because nobody watches it
12:02 Chapo: I am going to have the most vile human being
12:02 Chapo: someone like Gonzalo Lopez
12:02 Chapo: make it to heaven
12:02 Chapo: and then see how he reacts to it
12:02 Chapo: and then show someone else
12:02 Chapo: literally any other person be sent to hell
12:03 Chapo: doesn’t have to be relevant
12:03 Chapo: but they have to shit in someone’s mouth or something in that persons sleep
12:03 Chapo: and then they both go to trial
12:03 Chapo: things are said
12:04 Chapo: and the guy who got shit in his mouth goes back to heaven
12:04 Chapo: and the guy who got his mouth shit in went to hell
12:04 Chapo: and they don’t explain why
12:05 Chapo: It would be like the amber heard trial
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Chapo said:11:59 Chapo: im going to create a theory that nobody can disprove
11:59 Chapo: and it will make me the worlds 1st trillionaire unless one of you steal it right after I say it
12:00 Chapo: all living things on earth go to heaven
12:00 Chapo: and prison is just hell
Many have beaten you to the punch there, there's even denominations of Christianity that do not believe in Hell and even some who think our trial on Earth is the only Hell we go through before afterlife-ing or reincarnation or any number of other rationales.
If you want to come up with something not yet thought of and hit trillionaire status, you need to go full blown Scientology-tier if you want it to work without having a backing from historical documents, as religions appreciate overtime like wine.
There's easier money in cults, but it will never hit the madness of Scientology's lawyer team. If you land a movie star and make them your faith's champion that tends to grant it more legitimacy (lol).
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Chapo said:11:59 Chapo: im going to create a theory that nobody can disprove
11:59 Chapo: and it will make me the worlds 1st trillionaire unless one of you steal it right after I say it
12:00 Chapo: all living things on earth go to heaven
12:00 Chapo: and prison is just hellMany have beaten you to the punch there, there's even denominations of Christianity that do not believe in Hell and even some who think our trial on Earth is the only Hell we go through before afterlife-ing or reincarnation or any number of other rationales.
If you want to come up with something not yet thought of and hit trillionaire status, you need to go full blown Scientology-tier if you want it to work without having a backing from historical documents, as religions appreciate overtime like wine.
There's easier money in cults, but it will never hit the madness of Scientology's lawyer team. If you land a movie star and make them your faith's champion that tends to grant it more legitimacy (lol).
Name 1 relevant religion that believes all living things on earth go to heaven.
Offhand?
Jehovah's Witnesses, except they don't call it Heaven.
Excuse me??? Do you understand English or anything about Jehovahs Witnesses? As far as I know very few people or no people are admitted into heaven according to Jehovahs Witnesses. Either my googling skills are awful or their are no relevant religions with this belief.
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Offhand?
Jehovah's Witnesses, except they don't call it Heaven.Excuse me??? Do you understand English or anything about Jehovahs Witnesses? As far as I know very few people are admitted into heaven according to Jehovahs Witnesses.
They have a different name for Hell where people go, be they good or bad. It's effectively a universal afterlife that's treated as inherently neutral, which is how it'd be taken without a Hell to fathom. Their idea is that it does not fit God's Love to punish people like that, so it must not exist.
How about Christian Universalists?
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Offhand?
Jehovah's Witnesses, except they don't call it Heaven.Excuse me??? Do you understand English or anything about Jehovahs Witnesses? As far as I know very few people are admitted into heaven according to Jehovahs Witnesses.
They have a different name for Hell where people go, be they good or bad. It's effectively a universal afterlife that's treated as inherently neutral, which is how it'd be taken without a Hell to fathom. Their idea is that it does not fit God's Love to punish people like that, so it must not exist.
How about Christian Universalists?
No they generally believe some people go to hell for a period that isn’t permanent. That isn’t what I said. Jehovahs Witnesses are irrelevant because their beliefs with heaven is completely different from what I portrayed even if they do not believe in hell. And it’s not all people that go there according to them, it’s just an overwhelming majority.
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