Satan is the worst at sex ever :p
An innocent angel who knew nothing of the flesh, laid down in bed but couldn't sleep one silent night.
Then, the angel heard from down the hall behind Divine Mother's closed door.
"OH GOD SATAN, NOT TONIGHT !!!!"
Innocent angel was curious from hearing the bed squeaking and Divine Mother's voice sounding like she was hard at work repeatedly.
Innocent angel decided to see if Divine Mother was okay and quietly peaked in her door. There the demon beast Satan was on top of her glorious self, clapping away between her legs while the room shook while Divine Mother made hard working tones with her voice.
Innocent angel thought, Oh they jus playin, before asking Divine Mother and Satan to keep it down.