Message Turncoat OR Inquirer in a DM to get moderator attention

Users Online(? lurkers):
10 / 15 posts
1 votes

What the actual fuck?


Posts: 17

Do any of you people know what the fuck you're doing?

I wasted 5 years at university aimlessly switching between degrees. Eventually dropped out without getting one. Then I backpacked through South America for 6 months. Saw Machu Picchu, wasn't as impressive IRL. Ran out of money and came home.

Now I work at Lidl and live with two fucking idiots who can't figure out how to properly mow the lawn (they mow around the sticks - literally just leave patches of unmown grass with sticks in the middle). 

I have no idea wtf I'm doing with my life. No direction, no ambition, no purpose. Just scanning packets of crisps until my body eventually gives in. 

What the fuck?

Posts: 149
0 votes RE: What the actual fuck?
Nicht said: 

Do any of you people know what the fuck you're doing?

There is a general plan, yes.

I wasted 5 years at university aimlessly switching between degrees. Eventually dropped out without getting one. Then I backpacked through South America for 6 months. Saw Machu Picchu, wasn't as impressive IRL. Ran out of money and came home.

Now I work at Lidl and live with two fucking idiots who can't figure out how to properly mow the lawn (they mow around the sticks - literally just leave patches of unmown grass with sticks in the middle). 

I have no idea wtf I'm doing with my life. No direction, no ambition, no purpose. Just scanning packets of crisps until my body eventually gives in. 

What the fuck?

 It isn't too late to find a better purpose. Now is a better time than ever to get a decent job with any level of college education.

If you picked scanning crisps over a position in your education feild that was clearly a poor decision, but not an irreparable one.

Most Cordial Regards, Curator.
Posts: 138
0 votes RE: What the actual fuck?
Nicht said: 

Do any of you people know what the fuck you're doing?

Nah but we're all going to give you advice like we do.

I wasted 5 years at university aimlessly switching between degrees. Eventually dropped out without getting one. Then I backpacked through South America for 6 months. Saw Machu Picchu, wasn't as impressive IRL. Ran out of money and came home.

Now I work at Lidl and live with two fucking idiots who can't figure out how to properly mow the lawn (they mow around the sticks - literally just leave patches of unmown grass with sticks in the middle). 

I have no idea wtf I'm doing with my life. No direction, no ambition, no purpose. Just scanning packets of crisps until my body eventually gives in. 

What the fuck?

There was a guy in the UK who decided to abandon humanity in favor of living as a goat on the mountains of Scotland. That's purpose.

Gtfo out of lidl and start a cult or something to pass the time. Join the church or something and embrace allah. Supermarkets are a death trap. It's a slow death. Have you ever read about that experiment where they had to stay on bed all day every day, and how everyone came to be docile lifeless nogoods after months of doing nothing. That's how I feel like aboutsupermarkets. they dig into your brain and slowly fry it.

Seriously though church. I'm not even kidding. The sole purpose of churches is to give direction to the directionless.

last edit on 5/25/2022 10:57:49 AM
Posts: 3231
0 votes RE: What the actual fuck?

i think i'm on the path to a huge epiphany, akin to don draper in mad men. goddamn he was hot as hell

Posts: 2503
0 votes RE: What the actual fuck?

finish school its never to late

🌬️
Posts: 25402
0 votes RE: What the actual fuck?
Nicht said: 

Do any of you people know what the fuck you're doing?

In the sense that I can recount it, yes. 

Ę̵̚x̸͎̾i̴͚̽s̵̻͐t̷͐ͅe̷̯͠n̴̤̚t̵̻̅i̵͉̿a̴̮͊l̵͍̂ ̴̹̕D̵̤̀e̸͓͂t̵̢͂e̴͕̓c̸̗̄t̴̗̿ï̶̪v̷̲̍é̵͔
Posts: 1509
0 votes RE: What the actual fuck?
Nicht said: 

Do any of you people know what the fuck you're doing?

I wasted 5 years at university aimlessly switching between degrees. Eventually dropped out without getting one. Then I backpacked through South America for 6 months. Saw Machu Picchu, wasn't as impressive IRL. Ran out of money and came home.

Now I work at Lidl and live with two fucking idiots who can't figure out how to properly mow the lawn (they mow around the sticks - literally just leave patches of unmown grass with sticks in the middle). 

I have no idea wtf I'm doing with my life. No direction, no ambition, no purpose. Just scanning packets of crisps until my body eventually gives in. 

What the fuck?

 Story of turncoat's life, leaving out the suicide attempts

Posts: 1597
0 votes RE: What the actual fuck?

Yes, I know what the fuck I am doing.

FEAR! BOOSTER! MONKEYPOX! FEAR! BOOSTER! MONKEYPOX !FEAR! BOOSTER! MONKEYPOX! FEAR! BOOSTER! MONKEYPOX! FEAR! BOOSTER! MONKEYPOX!
Posts: 17
0 votes RE: What the actual fuck?
Curator said: 

 It isn't too late to find a better purpose. Now is a better time than ever to get a decent job with any level of college education.

If you picked scanning crisps over a position in your education feild that was clearly a poor decision, but not an irreparable one.

 A poor decision, why? Because we're defined by our work decisions? Sounds like some corporate "you matter to us" bullshit. 

Nicht said: 

Do any of you people know what the fuck you're doing?

In the sense that I can recount it, yes. 

 Would have thought that was obviously not the intended sense, but ok.

Nicht said: 

Do any of you people know what the fuck you're doing?

I wasted 5 years at university aimlessly switching between degrees. Eventually dropped out without getting one. Then I backpacked through South America for 6 months. Saw Machu Picchu, wasn't as impressive IRL. Ran out of money and came home.

Now I work at Lidl and live with two fucking idiots who can't figure out how to properly mow the lawn (they mow around the sticks - literally just leave patches of unmown grass with sticks in the middle). 

I have no idea wtf I'm doing with my life. No direction, no ambition, no purpose. Just scanning packets of crisps until my body eventually gives in. 

What the fuck?

 Story of turncoat's life, leaving out the suicide attempts

 Using me to insult someone else is probably really effective and excruciating, just so you know. 

Posts: 8835
-1 votes RE: What the actual fuck?

Hahahah bruh, i just came out of a 7 year depressive episode 

10 / 15 posts
This site contains NSFW material. To view and use this site, you must be 18+ years of age.