Have you ever been so traumatized that you were reduced to a none pizza with left beef state for like 10-15 years
“im sorry, my personality cannot come to the phone right now, we’ll be sure to get back to you in 7-10 business days.” *dead phone line tone* beeeeaaahhhhhrrrrrr
Proof we were all brain washed as part of a social experiment we just don’t know it yet but trust me it’s all going to come out one day (I’m joking)
this going to be my theme song every time I say something conspiracy theory-.ish and I’m going to layer it with pictures of a man in trench coat wearing sunglasses from the shitty GTA and like maybe Shane Dawson
*saves image of man in trench coat* labeled: “conspiracy-theory-.ish” go_go_gadget!_inspector_gadget_theme_song
