dear mister poopturd antichrist,
not giving up the d is causing significant problems in my ability to idealize you. If I am to have a romantic relationship with another human being, the d is a requirement. not sure what the frick you are thinking, but it doesn't seem to be very intelligently
love and goodbye forever,
the woman who enjoys playing with poop sometimes but whose fascination with poop is dying and turning towards fascination with Jesus instead 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊✝️