What do you mean when you say 'merge' in this context? I'm not sure I'm following you. 

he's trying to make us mirror each other and combine s**ual energies and other stuff because he is a f***ing pervert and has way too much time on his hands

You mean like how both you and him want a Podcast? 

No,  Turncoat.  just no

I don't know what you mean then, as I see nothing in your Bible about it.