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Turncoat


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You think you're the shit
Because you can spit quick
Honestly, you make me sick
You're like a human disease
Your girl get down on her knees
Bitch I'm black, wearing yellow like a bumblebee
How many mirrors does it take to know that you are ugly
Gasoline saliva, you know I spit fire
Battle rapper in a bed because you always get tired
Your flow is spoiled milk and we know that shit is expiring
You fat bum, bitches at Baskin Robbins is hiring
So you can get them donuts, swing at you with both nuts
I don't know why you try to battle me, you make me wanna cry
'Cause everything you saying in this rap battle's a fucking lie
Voice so bipolar, can't tell if you're a girl or a guy
I'm a shower, my girl's wet, you a towel because she always dry
Your mother gave me them ten digits, I don't know what drug you on
I stay stacking greens like a ladder of midget leprechauns
I'm colorful and wonderful just like a fucking orange
I'll stab you with these knives in my storage, I wonder how many whores begging for me outside of my front door
I got redhead bitches loving me just like some fucking porridge
Everything you say is just boring, you on the ground and I'm just soaring, now I wonder who's more fucking important
You trying to rap battle against me, now you trying to befriend me
Bitch please, at the start of this, you was trying to end me
You tryna act stealthy and wealthy, the truth is you're unhealthy and unworthy
Anything you do or say will never fucking hurt me, pull up to the drive-thru, you like "Hi, Welcome to Wendy's!"

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I take full credit for this yes this is my puppet and this is my brilliantly written masterpiece 

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last edit on 4/26/2022 11:26:05 PM
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Why would I be working at a Wendy's though, that'd be working for free when it'd subtract from my SSI (and I'm on SSI for a reason). 

You of all people from this forum should know that. 

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last edit on 4/27/2022 12:24:13 AM
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…And why “Catwoman” for the puppet?

Thrall to the Wire of Self-Excited Circuit.
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Hehehe, it's not actually me, I was trolling 

Spiderman is my forever favorite

 

 

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last edit on 4/27/2022 2:02:58 AM
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