Because, from what I have seen,
A. I am not overweight and fucking fat he has a lot of fat women
B. He apparently wants a fat woman to sit on his face and fart on it I kid you not
C. He does in fact want to be pegged I guess
Guess I'm to boring for you Noah should I gain a hundred pounds and put on a rubber dick and get really bad gas? Complain how I'm boring all you want but maybe the word you are looking for to describe me is fucking normal