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Living is about killing


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I got kinda depressed the other day when I realized the plants, fungi and animals I eat all died so I could eat them.

The really weird thing is that you eat plants and fungi while STILL ALIVE!

EATING THEM ALIVE!

So I started only eating some of the cabbage and planting the root back to grow.

 

The virus came from my ASS!
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You raw doggin the fucking cabbage? 

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Strange video about cloning mushrooms from the store. I had no idea plants and animals were still alive when I was eating them. At least animals are known dead. WTF!!

I'm just imagining these mushrooms growing in your gut.

The virus came from my ASS!
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LiYang said: 

I got kinda depressed the other day when I realized the plants, fungi and animals I eat all died so I could eat them.

The really weird thing is that you eat plants and fungi while STILL ALIVE!

EATING THEM ALIVE!

So I started only eating some of the cabbage and planting the root back to grow.

 

 I actually found a way to eat, and not kill the living. On top of that I’ve created a non stop cycle where (1) - I never run out of food.

(2) - I don’t get to take a life, but preserve it.

So basically, I push enough for my tapeworm that inhabit my body, to pop out of my anushole. After, I carefully pull it with my fingers in my direction. Since it’s so friggin long, I can manage to pull it enough to get to my mouth, whilst I add some tomatoes sauce and I slurp it like I was some italian-american. The trick is not to bite it, so it will slide back to your stomach. 

I literally hacked life as I end my hunger, preserve a life and actually enjoy some good biological pasta.

Sounds fucked up, but it ain’t, that’s gourmet in some places in China.

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