I got kinda depressed the other day when I realized the plants, fungi and animals I eat all died so I could eat them.
The really weird thing is that you eat plants and fungi while STILL ALIVE!
EATING THEM ALIVE!
So I started only eating some of the cabbage and planting the root back to grow.
I actually found a way to eat, and not kill the living. On top of that I’ve created a non stop cycle where (1) - I never run out of food.
(2) - I don’t get to take a life, but preserve it.
So basically, I push enough for my tapeworm that inhabit my body, to pop out of my anushole. After, I carefully pull it with my fingers in my direction. Since it’s so friggin long, I can manage to pull it enough to get to my mouth, whilst I add some tomatoes sauce and I slurp it like I was some italian-american. The trick is not to bite it, so it will slide back to your stomach.
I literally hacked life as I end my hunger, preserve a life and actually enjoy some good biological pasta.
Sounds fucked up, but it ain’t, that’s gourmet in some places in China.