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faggot chronicles


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i will write my daily faggotry here

I was too lazy to go to the gas station so I called corporate for Petrom to get the phone number of the branch, they said I was occupying the line for no reason, I said i dont care and that I need my monster zero ultra and to do it or I will report, my wife giggled and the guy sighed and said ok

The guy took like 10 minutes to sift thru shit to find the number

I called the number, the branch worker hung up 3 times, responded 4th time and said he wants to sleep and to stop calling, ı told him him he can sleep after he finds my monster zero ultra energy

He mumbles "fucking hell", goes to check, and says theres 3 bottles, I told him to reserve all because I am ordering thru the website, he said others want to buy too, I said i dont care or I will complain to corporate and to pack my monster ultra zero and he said ok whatever and I basically ordered it

anyway im enjoying it a cold one now, cheers

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last edit on 3/31/2022 4:07:00 PM
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I was high as shit on like 200mg tramadol and 100mg codeine a week ago, I decided to take my e-scooter to ride through our residential neighborhood, some neighbors let their poodles in the morning to pee and walk (they come back), and I decided it would be fun to chase em 5 miles with the e-scooter while yelling at them

The dogs ran and ran screaming and apparently I was caught on CCTV and they gave us a visit and waifu gave me shit

oh well

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