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watching The Chosen is making me feel closer to Jesus


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It is not 100 percent scripturally accurate, but it helps create a gantry visualization in my mind of what Jesus's life and ministry might have been like more accurately than the "white Jesus" versions lol

 

 

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would recommend watching  πŸ‘

 

a lot better and more entertaining than Monty Python's Life of Brian I can say that for sure with the flames of hell trying to threaten me all of the time because of Satan lol  πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠπŸ•ŠβœοΈ

 

 

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Dealing with your crazy shit makes me feel closer to jesus, like, im understanding all the suffering he went through being on the cross, just by suffering myself watching you spam complete crazy nonsense about how you are a nymphomaniac Christian antisemitic goddess who is also my mom and also makes posts about how she wishes jesus would have sex with her as her "divine husband" and how he doesn't want sex, so you want a divorce, and how jews are evil.

 

 Yes, your shit, makes me feel closer to jesus, because it tortures me so much that i can relate to Jesus' time on the cross.

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