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wait i don't eat pizza because i'm lactose intolerant so by default that makes me *gasp* BASIC? 

OHHHH NOOO, WHAT ever WILL we do *throws iphone in the trash* 

Blanc said: 

wait i don't eat pizza because i'm lactose intolerant so by default that makes me *gasp* BASIC? 

Basics are the pizza gobblers, and there's pills to reduce lactose intolerant if you really need to be that different. 

Turncoat said: 

Blanc said: 

wait i don't eat pizza because i'm lactose intolerant so by default that makes me *gasp* BASIC? 

Basics are the pizza gobblers, and there's pills to reduce lactose intolerant if you really need to be that different. 

 

 i'm so 'different' the pills don't even work on me LOL 

unfortunately i literally can't eat dairy at all like not even a little bit 

i'm super super allergic and nothing helps 

Blanc said: 

1. i am a girl who plays call of duty 

2. i own a shiba inu that looks like the actual doge 

3. i am a girl who likes MMA 

4. not afraid of bugs or mouse but still a girl 

5. can draw a photo realistic hand and eye for no reason while being a woman 

6. is a woman 

 

 That’s it? That’s embarrassing. Try mine:

1. I’m sexy af;

2. I’m good at sex;

3. I’m smart;

4. I follow directions;

5. I’m not Blanc;

6. I’m fun;

7. I make cute babies;

8. I love ice cream;

9. I know how to make money;

10. I am reckless;

11. I suck at life so I need someone to help me;

12. I have pretty big boobs;

13. My butt is nice when I’m skinny;

14. I lose weight easily;

15. I’m forgiving;

16. I love everyone;

17. I like sports like almost every chick does;

18. I don’t drink anymore, so I don’t hit people;

19. Everyone likes me in real life; and

20. I’m easy to train. 😜

THIS IS NOT AN EXHAUSTIVE LIST. JUST GOT BORED.

Turncoat said: 

 Dang, I can relate to most of these 😞

ChallengeSeeker said: 

Blanc said: 

 

blah blah blah

 That’s it? That’s embarrassing. Try mine:

 

9. I know how to make money;

11. I suck at life so I need someone to help me; 

 lol

Turncoat said: 

It's makeup or pizza, you can't have both in this world. 

...also I enjoy #8 unironically, for the most part, and Deep Dish is an easy way #11. 

 Pizza wins every time. I rarely wear makeup and when I do it’s just eyeliner, the eyelash stuff and lip stick. Nothing to put on my face itself. I probably need it, but I’m lazy and hate pimples, so I leave my face blank.