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I wouldn't have a pet parrot. They live like 70 years. They belong in the rain forest living a free life. But if someone had one, I would teach it to say "fuck you, set me free"

LiYang said: 

I wouldn't have a pet parrot. They live like 70 years. They belong in the rain forest living a free life. But if someone had one, I would teach it to say "fuck you, set me free"

 

 lighten up, dude, this virtue signalling from the right is so tiring.  

MissCommunication said: 

what would you teach it to say

I'd be more excited to watch him or her learn animal sounds, otherwise I'd prefer to see what's picked up on his/her own as an ironic echo of what comes naturally. 

MissCommunication said: 

what would you teach it to say

 "duuuu du duruu duruu hrrr"

MissCommunication said: 

LiYang said: 

I wouldn't have a pet parrot. They live like 70 years. They belong in the rain forest living a free life. But if someone had one, I would teach it to say "fuck you, set me free"

 

 lighten up, dude, this virtue signalling from the right is so tiring.  

 my first tantrum was when my dad didnt let me get a little dove(?) for the same reason. i realize he was right. anyway if i had one i would signal to it when i wanted it to call someone a cunt very loudly. then i would shrug my shoulders 'whatya gonna do eh'

the parrot would promptly enroll to an italian boarding school for a year

upon its return, it would teach me the language 

natasha87 said: 

MissCommunication said: 

LiYang said: 

I wouldn't have a pet parrot. They live like 70 years. They belong in the rain forest living a free life. But if someone had one, I would teach it to say "fuck you, set me free"

 

 lighten up, dude, this virtue signalling from the right is so tiring.  

 my first tantrum was when my dad didnt let me get a little dove(?) for the same reason. i realize he was right. anyway if i had one i would signal to it when i wanted it to call someone a cunt very loudly. then i would shrug my shoulders 'whatya gonna do eh'

Your Dad was a brilliant guy! ;)

I just remember images of these parrots pulling all of their feathers out, living in a cage for years and years then decades. Longing to be free in the jungle. Very sad. Pretty sure they mate for life also..